Poor ugly kid. Only a few days old and already traumatized when his father decided to motorboat his mom with him still in the room. Now dad is just fuckin’ with him to make a funny Youtube video. Hey pops, pretty sure this is what happened to the Menendez brothers when they were babies too.
Week 15: “Hey Baby, what would you say if I told you the 7-7 Giants make it to the NFC Championship game?”
I know, right?