Listen, 6 cannibal stories in one week is not what we call par for the course so I’m riding this out of control ‘zombie’ train until it crashes and burns. Bath salts are a good start to pointing the finger but I’m pretty sure people are just sick and crazy worldwide.
Take Freddy here for example. Took bath salts until Jason Voorhees hopped in his head and he had to be strapped down to a gurney, tripping like he was on the boat from Willy Wonka’s Factory. No thanks.