Would you rather…
Have to give John Travolta a naked full body massage for 2 hours in a locked private room
OR
Share a sleeping bag overnight with Sacha Baron Cohen’s character Bruno and both of you are naked from the waist down?
This week’s Would You Rather was inspired by the escalator accident that took place on Monday
Would You Rather…
Be locked in a movie theater watching Inception with a drunken Snooki and Deena and you cannot leave until they understand the entire movie
OR
Have to walk up a half mile long escalator going the wrong direction at a little faster speed than normal knowing that eternal hell is at the bottom?
So I was talking to my cousin about ‘Would You Rather’ and decided maybe I’d give it a shot every Thursday on CSC. If you have any ideas for a good Would You Rather feel free to submit them to subwaycreatures@gmail.com and we can feature them. Here’s todays:
Would You Rather:
Be joined at the hip for life with Rosie O’Donnell (no surgery in the world could ever separate you two)
OR
Live your whole life as Jake Tucker from Family Guy with upside down face and everything you see will always be upside down?