Posts Tagged ‘porn stars’

First and foremost let’s thank the people at The Chive for this amazing list. Well done! Second, let’s talk about how the Emma Stone one is a stretch and I don’t know if this is possible, but Joanna Angel looks more like Sarah Silverman than Sarah Silverman looks like Sarah Silverman. The Kim Kardashian one is just funny! Enjoy…

 

 

So Vice reporter Chris Nieratko traveled to the Exxotica Porn Expo last week and trolled the shit out of the porn stars there asking them what sex acts they would donate to the victims of the Oklahoma tornadoes. The responses were…well probably just as you’d expect. Everything from Rusty Trombones to anal storage to Candy Canes (new to me). I’m sure this brought smiles to the faces of everyone who has power and WiFi living in shelters right now!

Side note: Somewhere in the world Kristina Rose’s father just swallowed the end of a shotgun. Does anyone else find it ironic that she cares so much about the shit going up her ass to be Purel’d, yet she put a hotel remote control in there? Nevermind, I’m sure she made sure it was thoroughly cleaned before entry.

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Before I hear about how fucked up this dude is, let’s all remember why these girls are there. Classic!

“135 lbs my ass!” [tips scale]