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I was literally gagging while watching this and have no idea how that kid getting puked on is able to sit there and take a beating like this. Somewhere around 90 shots of eggnog and the big boy opened up like a fire hydrant. I’ve never heard of “baby birding” and not sure who would ever be into that kind of thing but then again I’ve seen worse.
Huff Post: OAKLAND, Calif. — Comic Katt Williams is being sued over his onstage meltdown and aborted performance in Oakland. The suit filed by 35-year-old Brian Herline, of Modesto, says he and hundreds of fans were disappointed when Williams took off his clothes and challenged people to fight. Herline is seeking class-action certification in an effort to get ticket money back for all audience members. A representative for Williams has refused to comment. The Williams meltdown came two days after he was arrested on charges of attacking an aspiring rapper on his tour bus outside a downtown Oakland hotel. He was later released with no charges filed.
Man, Katt Williams is certainly going through some shit right now, huh? Beating up rappers, getting into bar fights in Seattle, an on-stage meltdown, and just lawsuit after lawsuit. You especially know it’s bad when your friends come out on stage to apologize for you and their only excuse is that Katt went overboard on crazy drugs. Hope your weekend was better than his!
I know what you’re thinking, this has to be fake, right? I checked and this guy actually has his own Outdoors show. I guess he’s just the white Urkel of Tennessee.
OK, so here are the rules. Has to be a MALE TV CHARACTER from the last 20 years. Movies don’t count and it can be real OR animated. The funny factor is based on the character and NOT the actor. This list wasn’t easy by any means but I think it comes pretty damn close! Tomorrow we’ll list the top 10 funniest women. Just kidding, women aren’t funny. Now, let the great debate begin!
10. Leon Black (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
*Leon was the perfect addition to a show that was already on the right track
9. Adam DeMamp (Workaholics)
*Adam is by far the funniest out of the three dumb, stoner ‘workaholics’
8. Ron Swanson (Parks And Recreation)
*The man’s man Ron Swanson defines lazy sarcasm
7. Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
*The dark horse at #7. If you haven’t seen Trailer Park Boys you are missing out!
6. George Costanza (Seinfeld)
*When you think Seinfeld, you think one-liners. When you think one-liners, you think George Costanza.
5. Charlie Kelly (It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia)
*Both repulsive and dumb as nails, Charlie makes everyone feel so much better about themselves.
4. Ja’mie/Jonah/Mr. G (Summer Heights High)
*All 3 of these characters push the envelope to the point of funny awkwardness.
3. Kenny Powers (Eastbound And Down)
*Having the freedom of being uncensored, Kenny Powers gets away with whatever he wants on HBO
2. Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
*No one has nailed real life awkward situations and made them funnier than Larry David. Man is a genius.
1. Michael Scott (The Office)
*One man has never single-handedly carried a show on his shoulders like Michael Scott. Yes, the show is still on TV but it was never the same after his departure. An obvious #1 in my mind.
Honorable mentions: Tom Haverford (Parks And Recreation), Dwight Shrute (The Office), Cam Tucker (Modern Family), ‘Gob’ Bluth (Arrested Development), Eric Cartman (South Park)
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