Check Out This Guy Tweaking On Drugs In Philly

 

Must be the Molly! Give him milk! What??? Guy couldn’t be more off. There are two things that make people act this way and Molly is not one of them. PCP or bath salts. Now throw bath salts into Molly and yes, you’ll probably be crab walking across the street in Philly but otherwise you’re just blatantly making things up.

Side note: Why can’t black people say the word ambulance? That blows my mind.

Man Talks About ODing On Bath Salts

 

Listen, 6 cannibal stories in one week is not what we call par for the course so I’m riding this out of control ‘zombie’ train until it crashes and burns. Bath salts are a good start to pointing the finger but I’m pretty sure people are just sick and crazy worldwide.

Take Freddy here for example. Took bath salts until Jason Voorhees hopped in his head and he had to be strapped down to a gurney, tripping like he was on the boat from Willy Wonka’s Factory. No thanks.