Man Selling Puppies On Subway Train Like They’re Bootleg DVDs

 

Sales 101: Find your demographic. But needless to say this asshole didn’t go to college or take any sales classes or else he would know that people who carry $300 cash on them don’t ride the subways. They are above ground in cabs or Lincoln town cars. How’s it been going so far, trying to sell them? ‘It’s been going good!’ Bullshit my friend, bullshit. You started the day with 5 and you still have 5. That means you haven’t sold one dog yet. So unless ‘it’s going good’ means women are awwwing at your puppies, then yes, you’ve cornered the market.

And can someone please tell me how old a ‘mumf and a half years old’ is?