This guy sums up a typical Cubs fan’s life. High expectations going into the season only to watch your team finish 30 games under .500. Next thing you know you’re entertaining yourself by sucking imaginary dicks behind home plate.
"People watch from the safety of your phone"
SubwayCreatures 
Too funny!
Lol!! @ :30 — Frantic blowing!
@righttobitch i’m pretty sure you can hear him yell in the audio too