Posts Tagged ‘Instagram’

So Instagram Decided To Remove My Post Of The Guy With The Hog

Posted: March 31, 2016 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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What the fuck Instagram?? Does this mean you’re taking down every post of a chick who isn’t wearing a bra under her shirt too? Or any of the other softcore porn all over Instagram? I would hope not but then don’t deny this guy of his glory. So what if it looks like he’s got a banana in his pocket–for all you know that’s exactly what it is. Jon Hamm over here was on his way to Instafame and now he’s been relegated to a blog post. No Justice, No Peace! Just remember… #BigDickedLivesMatter


Kim Kardashian Or Anastasia Ashley?

Posted: October 18, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Sexy
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Sorry guys, going the other way with this one. Anastasia Ashley just put Kim to shame if you ask me. And this is coming from an ass man! Kanye can have that. ANASTASIA, I’M ON MY WAY HOME!



Remember Anastasia Ashley? She’s the chick who twerks all over the beach while warming up before surfing competitions. Well she’s using her ass-ets to break the Instagram machine today.



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Mother of God…no really, she has to be the Mother of God. My case of the Mondays is officially gone!

EliteDaily: In what seemed like a good idea at the time, the owners of Instagram took 23 million shares of Facebook valued at $700 million as part of their $1 billion acquisition. This has certainly backfired, as the shares, then valued around $30/share, are now hovering around the $20 mark. This means the owners have lost approximately $300 million on the stock. Ouch. Founders Kevin Systrom and Mike Krieger are far from hurting, as they also took $300 million in cash in the deal. The deal went down in April, and Facebook released its IPO on May 18th, when the stock was valued at $38/share. The shares reached $42/share on the day of the IPO, which had the deal valued at $1.266 billion at that point, but the shares finished flat and have declined ever since.


As Facebook stock continues to plummet, it looks like people are jumping ship. This week, Facebook Board of Directors, Peter Thiel, sold off $400 million worth of his stock. Then, Facebook co-founder Dustin Moskovitz sold off $9 million of his shares. THEN, we found out that the Instagram founders who invested in Facebook have lost $400 million already in their stock. I know they still have $300 million in cash but $300 million just isn’t the same as $1 billion. Isn’t this the point where guys start jumping off the roof of their penthouse suites or swallowing the end of a shotgun?

Here’s what I recommend for anyone still interested in buying Facebook stock. You pay me money, I’ll slap you in the face, you go home and call it a day!