Tag: Prostitution

83-Year-Old Man Arrested On Male Prostitution Charges

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KTVO:

Centerville Police said they have arrested an 83-year-old man on charges of prostitution. The investigation of Ben Clifford Dawson of Centerville began on October 22. Dawson is listed as a candidate for Centerville City Council. According to police, they received a complaint that Dawson had offered to perform sex acts on a woman in exchange for repayment of a loan. Dawson allegedly grabbed the victim and began kissing her neck without consent. As a result, Dawson faces two aggravated misdemeanor charges: prostitution and intent to commit sexual abuse. He was released from the Appanoose County Jail after posting $2,000 bond.

 

Damn, you really know that times are tough when an 83 year old man has no other option but to repay his debts in sex acts. Kind of makes you wonder if this is how Mr. Dawson lived his whole life. Like this has always been Ben’s form of currency. Hey Bob can I borrow your truck, I need to go to town today. Sure Ben, you know the deal…zippppp. That’s a pretty nice looking lawnmower, how much you want for her? $250? I got a better idea…zipppp. Gotta be careful with who you solicit to though Ben. Now your an 83 year old man going to jail on male prostitution charges. That’s the only place in the US where that is a universal form of currency.

 

Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into A Donkey During Sex

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MyFoxDC:

A man caught having sex with a donkey told a court in Zimbabwe the animal was actually a prostitute who turned into a donkey in the night. Sunday Moyo, 28, was found by police officers performing a sex act on the donkey, who was lying on the ground tied to a tree, just after 4:00am local time, a court in Zvishavane, about 185 miles (300 kilometers) south of the capital Harare, heard. He was arrested Monday in the Mandava township of Zvishavane and charged with bestiality, the New Zimbabwe newspaper reported. Admitting the crime, Moyo told the court, “Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club, and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.” He also claimed he was in love with the animal, telling the court, “I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey,” The Herald newspaper reported. Moyo was remanded in custody until Oct. 27 and will be examined by two government psychiatrists.

Wow what a day for blogging in the sex world. Was it a full moon last night or did I miss some weird sex holiday? We got pervs making out with cardboard cutouts, naked chicks running down highways, and now Moyo here got caught banging a donkey that he swears started out as a prostitute he picked up at a night club. Now this might be an ignorant question but where the hell are there night clubs in Zimbabwe? When I think of Zimbabwe I think The Lion King and I’m pretty sure other than that crazy monkey tree, there were no night clubs in that movie.

Moyo here clearly had the ultimate beer goggles on the night before. He actually mistook a donkey for a decent looking hooker only to wake up and find out he had his dick in a different kind of ass. But now the worst part is that he’s in love with the donkey. Common mistake Moyo. You never fall in love when you have to pay for the sex and $20 at that! You can’t turn a donkey into a housewife so get over it and move on.