Chick Gets Her Face Slapped Off During Argument With Subway Passenger

 

DailyNews: Keep your hands — and opinion — to yourself on the subway. What began as a young woman taunting a man on the F train devolved into a wild subway brawl when he turned around and slapped the girl in an incident that was caught on video. The blow knocked the woman back five feet as another man jumped in and exchanged punches with the attacker, according to the undated viral footage, which was uploaded to YouTube on Saturday and already has more than 600,000 views. The NYPD said it is looking into the incident on the Washington Square station-bound F train, but didn’t have details. The video “Man smacks the soul out of girl on the NY Subway” shows a young woman with two female friends egging her on while she verbally abused the lanky man, wearing a leather 8 ball jacket and fur hat. She can be heard insulting his style sense as he nodded and smiled. Eventually, the man filming the incident caught the girl’s attention. She jumped up from her seat and knocked the phone from his hands twice. Then the woman continued to verbally abuse the tall man in the hat.

 

Look, I’m NEVER for a woman getting hit but a man can only take so much when a chick is hitting you in the face with a nine inch heel. How about that slap though?! My Lord!

Side note: Just remember, domestic violence is not cool–because the NFL says so!

 

 

 

This Guy Decided To Bring His Two Snakes On The C Train The Other Night

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Gothamist: No matter how many times we have to beg, straphangers seem to insist on bringing their snakes on the subway. This week’s subterranean serpent story comes courtesy of one C train rider, who spotted a man with not one, but two snakes at around 11 p.m. last night. TWO SNAKES. Of course, the seasoned subway rider sitting next to our fair snake charmer seems completely nonplussed, even in the midst of what appears to be an intimate moment between Man and Snake. Eric Hertzog, who snapped the above photos, tells us the photo was taken on a northbound C train, and that the snake owner disembarked at 14th Street. “The guy was sitting there with a girl (don’t know what their relationship was) and at first he had a smaller snake just hanging from the railing while another snake was in between his legs. He then took the smaller snake off the railing and was just playing with them for a little. When people got on the subway they all looked over in that direction and probably said to themselves, “What the hell.” One man almost sat right next to the guy but the man with the snakes let him know that were snakes on his lap and then that guy ran to the other side of the subway car. He then put the snakes in separate bags and then both into his backpack and off he went.” Please note that it is indeed illegal to expose your snake on the subway, since MTA rules mandate that “no person may bring any animal on or into any conveyance or facility unless enclosed in a container and carried in a manner which would not annoy other passengers.” The Tale of Two Subway Snakes was first picked up by KTU 103.5 FM, who asked if this was “The Scariest Thing You’ve Ever Seen On The Train?” 

 

“Enough is enough! I’ve had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking train!” -kinda Samuel L. Jackson

 

 

NSFW: Perv On The M Train Whips It Out And It’s Caught On Tape

 

Gothamist: Oh, the things that land in our inbox, like this video of a man rubbing one out on the M train. The unfortunate witness who documented this act and uploaded it to YouTube says, “Ladies if you live in Brooklyn New York, please watchout for this nasty ass old man, notify the Brooklyn PD.” Press play to watch this NSFW cross between Chris Ware and R. Crumb come life. What the hell is it with people men? We have passed this along to the NYPD and we’ll let you know if they ever catch this guy. In the meantime, here’s our refresher on what to do the next time you see some dude expose himself on the subway.

 

I just don’t get it, I really don’t. Pulling your dick out on the train with people sitting around you. Needless to say, keep an eye out for this guy on the trains in Brooklyn.

 

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Don’t Ever Step On An OG’s Toes While Riding The Subway!

 

It’s the classic cause of most fights–a guy stepped on another man’s toes. Only this isn’t your everyday reaction because the father from the Friday movies is the one involved and he’s bat shit crazy. Goes from making a scene on the train to starting a ‘Car Wash’ clap. Pretty epic if you ask me.

Side note: Just like Asians have trouble saying words with L’s in them, why can’t black people say ‘ambulance’?