"People watch from the safety of your phone"
I said it has potential. Clearly not what I want the final product to look like but I like where their heads are at. Get some long range going on this bad boy with heat seeking guidance…throw a hollow tip point on the bottle with scolding hot water and I’d say I’m ready for any water gun fight with a 12 year old.
So I guess this is what we call a white person drive-by? Very nonchalantly coast by yelling racist comments? But holy shit do I love how this guy handles this! Just hoses crazy legs down like a dog that just shit where it wasn’t suppose to. I only wish the hose was longer so he could really drown tubby right there in the street. Just another day in Compton I guess. And who waters their lawn with holy water? I’m assuming that’s what it was since this fat bitch was miraculously cured when she got doused with it. She got up faster than a sacked QB in a 2 minute drill. Fuckin white people, I tell ya!
MYFOXNY.COM – A local news reporter from Washington, D.C. ended up getting covered in what is probably the remnants of raw sewage as he delivered live hurricane reports from Ocean City, Md. WTTG-TV reporter Tucker Barnes was providing live updates for stations around the country as a wall of what he described as sea foam poured over him. Barnes was on the boardwalk as Hurricane Irene hit the coast of Maryland. He noted that he had immersed himself in organic material. That “organic material” was most likely the effects of raw sewage pouring into the water during the storm. “It doesn’t taste great,” he said. He said it had a sandy consistency and added, “I can tell you first-hand, it doesn’t smell great.” The foam is often a toxic mix of pollution and cyanobacteria. 60 mph wind gust sprayed the toxic mix across the reporter and the boardwalk and coated buildings. Bubbles and foam in the ocean can be caused by several other things, including oils from decomposing animals.
So with Hurricane Irene PMSing up the east coast, the media has taken it in their liberty to scare the hell out of everyone from Florida to Maine. I’m not saying we shouldn’t be worried or prepared but they are making it sound like the Apocalypse is coming. One of the stories being reported is the ‘perfect storm’ theory in that if Irene hits exactly when high tide does, there could be an 8 foot storm surge. If this is the case, the subways will most definitely flood which will disable half of NYs transportation. Most states have already put emergency plans in motion and/or declared a state of emergency. Mayor Bloomberg released this statement today: “Do not swim.” Thanks Mike. We’ll stay out of the water until Irene passes but if all goes as the media is telling us, we won’t have much of a choice because Manhattan will turn into Waterworld. I’d say the chances Irene pops a squat on NYC this weekend are slim. Will we get rain? Yes. Will it be windy? Yes. Will the levees break and people need to get rescued from building tops and FEMA come in to save the day and terrible Nic Cage movies get made a year later? I hope not but if so, then may God help us all!
Oh and to cover my ass, if it does flood, here is a map of those of you who will die:
SubwayCreatures 