Posts Tagged ‘water’


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This has got to be one of the most creative ‘going out of your ways to get revenge’ I can think of. Big ups to the driver for noticing his enemies windows were down, there was a massive kiddie pool on the side of the road and that their car could handle that brutal terrain.


OK I can understand if it’s a really hot day out how this would be relevant, but what the fuck is the point of this thing. This invention is as useful as Stephen Hawking’s legs. Why is water even involved if it doesn’t get you wet?? And to think there are countries with no running water and shit like this exists.


Seriously makes me wish summer was still here!

Girl Pisses Herself In Subway; Proceeds To Shower

Posted: September 24, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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99% of me believes this is staged because let’s be honest, who carries soap, a gallon of water, towels and sandals in their bag “just in case they piss themselves and need to shower.” Worst acting ever and the lengths people will go to make a viral video are crazy.

Side note: The real part of this that blows my mind is how ashy this bitches feet are. A bottle of lotion per foot could MAYBE do the trick.


Wahoo and Umbrella were code names for two underwater nuclear tests conducted in 1958. Wahoo was detonated on May 16, 1958 and Umbrella was detonated on June 8, 1958. Pat Bradley, the cameraman who photographed these events recounts his first hand experience of seeing these tests and being on the island as the explosion took place.
See this sequence and more in the new HD version of Atomic Filmmakers – Hollywood’s Top Secret Film Studio available for viewing on the GoDigital channel on Youtube.



Tokyo Wave Pools Just Aren’t As Fun As Others

Posted: August 20, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Dumb, Funny
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Tsunami survival training looks so much easier when you have a tube. But here’s the million dollar question, can you find the drowning Asian?


I said it has potential. Clearly not what I want the final product to look like but I like where their heads are at. Get some long range going on this bad boy with heat seeking guidance…throw a hollow tip point on the bottle with scolding hot water and I’d say I’m ready for any water gun fight with a 12 year old.


Other than drinking it, water has always seemed to be Kryptonite for black people. Someone please explain this to me?? I’m as serious as the guy drowning in this video when I ask this question. I’m not trying to generalize because clearly some black people (including in the video) know how to swim but this seems to happen a lot. Move your hands and kick your feet. It’s not rocket science yet they still manage to make water look like quick sand. Oh, and it makes it very difficult to help out when you use the rescuers as buoys. Don’t do that. Someone please help me understand this phenomenon!

Side note: I don’t even want to hear anything about this being racist. You got us in the jumping and dick category so we’ll call it even.

Watch A Canoe Take Out Multiple Surfers

Posted: April 25, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Awesome, Funny, Sports
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Almost looks like a video game. It always amazes me with the size of the ocean, why surfers pile up on top of each other in the water. Miles of shoreline and you choose the same spot where 20 other surfers are plus a 6 man canoe. Serves you right, bruh!