What a pleasant old woman.
Author: subwaycreatures
Man Throws Down Serious Rap In Chicago Subway
Real talk right here!
Cheers To The Guy Pissing Into A Cup Then Pouring It Out On The Subway
See, here’s what I don’t get–why even piss into the cup if you’re just going to pour it out onto the train anyway?? You got more on your pants and hand than if you just pissed in the corner. The man is clearly just making more work for himself!
NSFW: Perv On The M Train Whips It Out And It’s Caught On Tape
Gothamist: Oh, the things that land in our inbox, like this video of a man rubbing one out on the M train. The unfortunate witness who documented this act and uploaded it to YouTube says, “Ladies if you live in Brooklyn New York, please watchout for this nasty ass old man, notify the Brooklyn PD.” Press play to watch this NSFW cross between Chris Ware and R. Crumb come life. What the hell is it with people men? We have passed this along to the NYPD and we’ll let you know if they ever catch this guy. In the meantime, here’s our refresher on what to do the next time you see some dude expose himself on the subway.
I just don’t get it, I really don’t. Pulling your dick out on the train with people sitting around you. Needless to say, keep an eye out for this guy on the trains in Brooklyn.
Crackhead Shits Herself On The NYC Subway
Why do I call her a crackhead when I’m not sure? I dunno, cause a woman who shits her pants and paces on the train chugging soda is a little crackheadish to me. What I don’t understand is why people are still in that car. Get out, STAT!
Man Races Subway Train To Next Station; You Might Be Surprised Of Outcome
Pretty impressive. But let me see you do it in NYC and I’ll REALLY be impressed.
Don’t Ever Step On An OG’s Toes While Riding The Subway!
It’s the classic cause of most fights–a guy stepped on another man’s toes. Only this isn’t your everyday reaction because the father from the Friday movies is the one involved and he’s bat shit crazy. Goes from making a scene on the train to starting a ‘Car Wash’ clap. Pretty epic if you ask me.
Side note: Just like Asians have trouble saying words with L’s in them, why can’t black people say ‘ambulance’?
Jewish Guy Eats Shit Out Of his Beard On NYC Subway
No…he’s not going to–no…FUCK!!! C’mon man!
Mexican Metro Passenger Belts Out Gnarls Barkley
I don’t care what anyone says, this guy is 20X better than Cee Lo Green. Yea, the dude is treating the train like he’s at home in the shower but it could be a LOT worse. You could have to listen to this:
Remember That Time You Pissed Yourself In The Subway?
Probably one of the main reasons I always cab it home late at night opposed to taking the subway. You always have to piss and it takes the trains forever to get you home. I would like to say this guy learned his lesson but then again I don’t think he’s going to remember anything of this.
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