Category: Music

Leave It To Sweden To Host The First Techno Rave Church Service

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So what do you guys wanna do tonight? I dunno, I was thinking about taking some pills, heading over to the church, and hopefully hooking up. Sounds like a plan!

This is definitely what Jesus pictured when he died for everyone, right? Just a massive E party supplied with holy water ($8.00 a bottle), a techno DJ, and an atmosphere that won’t make you feel guilty at all! If you don’t leave with more sins than what you came in with, you obviously didn’t have a good time. I would just hate to be the guy who has to clean up for the old people mass in the morning. Mopping sweat, puke, and semen off the floor cannot be what one calls a happy life.

Chick With Ukulele Shows Up Panhandlers On Subway

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If there’s anything more annoying than those people who play instruments or dance or beg for money on the subway, it’s when spectators get involved in the act. These black guys look on in confusion while this chick steals the show as if she’s in the recording studio. Love when the guy tries to MC halfway through the song and remind everyone on the train that they are the ones who get the money. The way this probably broke down, hipster chick now has a record deal and the Bongo Brothers are making their way over to the next A Train.