Category: Music

EDC Is Finally Upon Us And I’m Like A Kid On Christmas Eve!

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Couldn’t ask for better weather this weekend and with 60,000+ expected in attendance just on Saturday alone, I’m staring at the clock waiting to get the hell out of here! Hopefully I don’t get too fucked up so I can get some amazing videos but I can’t guarantee anything. Look for me at MetLife, I’ll be the guy who looks cracked out climbing the scaffolding at the Cosmic Meadow stage.

Brian McKnight Must Kill It In The Sex Category

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Wow, nothing like a quiet, romantic night with lit candles, a bottle of wine and Brian McKnight singing about pussies squirting in the background. You know what, if this is how he lays it out there for women, I ain’t gonna hate. More power to him. All I know is if I drop that line I don’t think the reply would be “Oh my God, I thought you’d never ask!”

There must be something about the way R&B singers sing that makes it OK to say whatever the fuck they want and it’s almost like women don’t hear what they are actually saying. Almost like some kind of sex spell they add to their songs that hypnotizes chicks. ‘Let me show you how your pussy works, bet ya didn’t know that it could squirt’ and all they hear is ‘I just wanna take you shopping and buy you nice things.’ Crazy shit how this world works sometimes.

So My Wednesday Was Going Fine…And Then I Came Across This Video

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Listen, I’m not there…yet. But does this song sum up my life? Uh, yea. Fuckin friends all getting married and/or having kids. Shit sucks. I however, am going to take the optimistic route and say that I’m the lucky one in this situation. No kids, no relationship drama, just kickin back living the dream. Right?