Posts Tagged ‘pregnant’

Little Kid Goes Off On Mom For Having Another Baby

Posted: August 28, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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As soon as I was done watching this I was like you know what, kid is right. Real talk right there. Growing up with siblings has always been a game of competition and Mom just added to it! That’s less food in my mouth, less attention, and less presents for me on Christmas. Fuck that noise. If I were Mom, I’d be careful next time I’m walking down the stairs.

 

 

 

Who the…What the…Is this re-…What the fuck??!!!! There are so many things wrong with this that I don’t even know where to begin. I’m still literally sitting here trying to comprehend what I just heard. So not only did Wendy Williams encourage this woman to trick her husband into having another kid, but she then asks the audience if they agree and gets an ovation?! We’ll see who’s cheering when you’re crying yourself to sleep every night because your husband left you to raise multiple children solo. How does this woman have a talk show? And better yet, who the fuck watches this garbage? Men have never been in control of our bodies! We’re the ones in control! Girl Power!! This crazy bitch has dun gone off the deep end!

This is the kind of stuff that there should seriously be laws against. Like if this woman pulls this shit off she can spend her 9 months pregnant in jail. Wendy can have the cell next to her for advocating this ridiculous idea. This is the type of shit us men have to deal with. Psycho chicks who listen to Wendy Williams. Unbelievable.

Side note: I can only pray that this woman’s poor husband got snipped after this and the joke will be on her.

 

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And THIS is why I’m never having kids. And I’m not talking about Gunner’s reaction. I’d be that guy who’d get fucked over with 3 out of my 4 kids being girls. Shit reminds me of when my mom got preggos when I was 16. OK…I’m cool with this. I’ll train this kid and he’ll grow up a 5 star athlete in just about every sport. Teach him the ropes of how to get girls and his life will be ridiculously easy. BAM! Hey Rick, it’s a girl! Cried just about as hard as Gunner here. Not the news I was expecting to hear. Kind of like when the Cleveland Indians were up on the Red Sox 3 games to 1 and lost in game 7. Hang in there Gunner. You’re in for the ride of your life!

 

Pregnant Hood Rat And Friend Fight Man On 4 Train

Posted: January 28, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Fights
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Love when I Love New York says ‘so you havin’ a bad day??’ Uhh, yea. I’m on the goddamn subway which is bad enough and then I’m getting wailed on by two ratchets. How’s your day? And how about that M. Night Shyamalan twist…I’M PREGNANT!! Somewhere in NY there’s a baby daddy who is going to kill this guy…for him not finishing the job.

 

Welp, put it on the list. A blown out asshole during child birth is just another reason I’m glad I have a dick. Have a nice day.

 

Well look at what I found! Imagine looking down and there’s a baby in your pants? This has to have been the calmest, most laid back child birth ever. No pushing or pain. Just ‘Hunny, our kid just fell out.’ The only thing I can honestly say ‘thank god’ for is the fact that she was sitting down. She’s clearly so loose that the kid woulda just fell out onto the floor. Hopefully they got to the hospital safely (as long as the driver stopped filming) and the baby is OK.

Side Note: How about in 10 years when this kid has the awkwardness of watching himself get spit out of his mom’s vagina on the Whitestone Bridge on Youtube. Love to watch the ‘reaction video’ to that.

WFAA:

“Distraught over the loss of her grandfather and her parents’ divorce,” 14-year-old Jakadrien Turner ran away from home, WFAA Dallas reports. Arrested for shoplifting in Houston, she used a fake name that actually belonged to a 22-year-old undocumented immigrant wanted for arrest. What follows is a nightmarish series of mistaken identities and institutional failures, culminating in a teen girl trapped alone and pregnant in a third-world prison. ICE [U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement] officials stepped in… took the girl’s fingerprints, but somehow didn’t confirm her identity and deported her to Colombia, where the Colombian government gave her a work card and released her. Jakadrien, who is African-American, does not know Spanish. She had no known ties to Colombia. After months of searching, Jakadrien’s grandmother tracked the missing teen down on Facebook, discovering her in Bogota with an apparent job as a maid. But that was a month ago, and the Colombian government now has her in a locked detention facility and won’t release her, despite her family’s request. ICE says it is “investigating,” and “also noted there have been instances where ICE has seen cases of individuals providing inaccurate information regarding who they are and their immigration status for ulterior motives.”

 

Talk about the snowball effect! You run away from home, get caught stealing, get deported to Colombia (out of all places), and now you’re knocked up in a foreign prison. The Hollywood script has to already have been started on this one so call up Denzel cause I’m smelling Oscars. I mean I haven’t heard of this kind of luck since the guy who was struck by lightning for the 6th time last summer. What are the chances she uses a fake name of a girl around the same age who is an undocumented immigrant wanted for arrest from Colombia?! Either way, I feel for ya Jakadrien and hopefully you learned to pick an American name next time you run into the law.