How Bad Do We Feel For The Lady Who Says She’s Too Hot To Work?

DailyMail: Laura Fernee says her good looks are so powerful they are ruining her life – and have forced her to quit her job. The 33-year-old science graduate says her slim figure and pretty face attracted unwanted attention from her male colleagues. She also claims she has been ostracised by other women in the workplace who are jealous of her beauty. Miss Fernee now lives off her wealthy parents after quitting her £30,000 job in scientific research two years ago. She said her appearance meant she was constantly harassed and bullied, and has decided work ‘just isn’t for her’. Yesterday, she said: ‘I’m not lazy and I’m no bimbo. The truth is my good looks have caused massive problems for me when it comes to employment, so I’ve made the decision that employment just isn’t for me at the moment. It’s not my fault … I can’t help the way I look. ‘Male colleagues were only interested in me for how I looked. I wanted them to recognise my achievements and my  professionalism but all they saw was my face and body.’ She said men left ‘romantic gifts’ on her desk and she was ‘constantly asked out’, which she found ‘sleazy’. ‘Even when I was in a laboratory in scrubs with no make-up they still came on to me because of my natural attractiveness. There was nothing I could do to stop it,’ she added. Miss Fernee studied science and medical research to doctorate level and began working in a laboratory in 2008. But she said she was forced to quit three years later because of the treatment she received. She said: ‘They [other women] assumed because I was pretty, I was stupid, so didn’t take me seriously at first and, because of their own insecurities, were jealous of my looks. ‘Then when they realised I was very good at my job, possibly better than them, they hated me even more.’ Miss Fernee’s parents – Catherine, 65, and Alan, 70 – inherited money from Laura’s grandfather, and now pay £2,000 a month in rent and bills for her flat in Notting Hill, London, as well as picking up her credit card payments. They also shell out £1,500 a month for her designer clothes, shoes and handbags, and £700 on haircuts. Miss Fernee pays £80 a week to work out at the gym and spends £1,000 a month on socialising. She said her critics were ‘underestimating just what a curse good looks can be in the workplace’.

 

I’m almost brought to tears hearing stories like these because it’s just not right that people are treated this way. Laura is just an innocent 33-year old trying to live her life like every other normal human being on her parents’ dime. Don’t worry hun, it only gets better from here.
If Laura thought it was bad at first she has to know that going public with this pathetic story was going to make it 100X worse right? Like you don’t even look 33! I’ll be generous and say you look as young as Victoria Grayson from Revenge. Just look at that picture of her in the black tank…um excuse me Laura, you dropped your tits!

I’m Calling Bullshit On The Guy Escaping Out The Window Caught Cheating

DailyMail: In a stunning example of a soap opera come to life, a video has surfaced from Brazil that depicts the hilarious struggle of a man attempting to escape a cheating woman’s bedroom after her husband has come home. And it’s out a third story window. As the drama begins, a husband and wife are seen arguing on the third-floor patio of an urban apartment building.

 

Not a chance. No way this guy got caught by chica’s husband and had time to tie sheets together to scale a window while the fire department shows up with mats for him to jump onto like this is a regular occurrence. Just doesn’t happen in real life. No idea what it would be a publicity stunt for but I’m not buying this is a real thing.

I Think This Russian Van Was Trying To Go To Space; Almost Succeeds

In case the video gets pulled down CLICK HERE

 

By now I’m already sick of seeing the Miguel Leg Drop so I’m not even going to bother posting it. Besides, this is way better anyway. I’m pretty sure stunt crews from Hollywood couldn’t pull off a jump more spectacular than this. The pure physics of that van getting that much height and distance through the air is mind boggling. Happy Monday!