Freud would have a field day with these people.
Tag: funny
Would You Let These Two Video Tape Your Special Event?
First of all, whose idea was it to give this lady horse tranquilizer before she shot this video? If this promo gives any indication of how well your video will turn out, you might want to reconsider getting married. My 12 year old sister makes better videos in her free time.
Yoga 101: Lion Pose
D0n’t need yoga to be familiar with this position…giggity!
Top 10 Funniest Male TV Characters; Who Ya Got?
OK, so here are the rules. Has to be a MALE TV CHARACTER from the last 20 years. Movies don’t count and it can be real OR animated. The funny factor is based on the character and NOT the actor. This list wasn’t easy by any means but I think it comes pretty damn close! Tomorrow we’ll list the top 10 funniest women. Just kidding, women aren’t funny. Now, let the great debate begin!
10. Leon Black (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
*Leon was the perfect addition to a show that was already on the right track
9. Adam DeMamp (Workaholics)
*Adam is by far the funniest out of the three dumb, stoner ‘workaholics’
8. Ron Swanson (Parks And Recreation)
*The man’s man Ron Swanson defines lazy sarcasm
7. Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys)
*The dark horse at #7. If you haven’t seen Trailer Park Boys you are missing out!
6. George Costanza (Seinfeld)
*When you think Seinfeld, you think one-liners. When you think one-liners, you think George Costanza.
5. Charlie Kelly (It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia)
*Both repulsive and dumb as nails, Charlie makes everyone feel so much better about themselves.
4. Ja’mie/Jonah/Mr. G (Summer Heights High)
*All 3 of these characters push the envelope to the point of funny awkwardness.
3. Kenny Powers (Eastbound And Down)
*Having the freedom of being uncensored, Kenny Powers gets away with whatever he wants on HBO
2. Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
*No one has nailed real life awkward situations and made them funnier than Larry David. Man is a genius.
1. Michael Scott (The Office)
*One man has never single-handedly carried a show on his shoulders like Michael Scott. Yes, the show is still on TV but it was never the same after his departure. An obvious #1 in my mind.
Honorable mentions: Tom Haverford (Parks And Recreation), Dwight Shrute (The Office), Cam Tucker (Modern Family), ‘Gob’ Bluth (Arrested Development), Eric Cartman (South Park)
This Guy ALMOST Makes Me Want To Be Blind
Almost is the key word here. Still no sense I’d rather have more than sight.
Black Guy Hoses Down Racist Lady In Wheelchair
So I guess this is what we call a white person drive-by? Very nonchalantly coast by yelling racist comments? But holy shit do I love how this guy handles this! Just hoses crazy legs down like a dog that just shit where it wasn’t suppose to. I only wish the hose was longer so he could really drown tubby right there in the street. Just another day in Compton I guess. And who waters their lawn with holy water? I’m assuming that’s what it was since this fat bitch was miraculously cured when she got doused with it. She got up faster than a sacked QB in a 2 minute drill. Fuckin white people, I tell ya!
Old Couple Have Fun With Webcam, Don’t Know It’s Recording
The saying ‘once a man, twice a child’ couldn’t ring more true right here. This guy is LOVING the fact that he can see himself on his computer. Obviously this couple do not have mirrors in their house if they are just now realizing they have cracks and wrinkles on their faces. If this is going to be anything like my retirement then I’m glad I’m currently living in a world where I’ll never be able to retire anyway. You gotta appreciate this guy’s game though. He starts with ‘oh look how pretty your hair is’ and goes straight into ‘pull down yourdress and show your boobies.’ Fuckin old people!
Sidenote: Thanks for hitting STOP before shit got wild in that room.
Check Out This Drunk, Flaming Russian
Just another Tuesday afternoon in Russia…everyone unemployed, drunk off their asses, listening to “I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight.” God what a life it must be! So Sergei over here decides to do some kind of rain dance to make this random fire go out and instead ends up turning his pleather jeans into ass-less chaps. Gotta love the coldness of the Russians as no one even makes an attempt to help him or put the fire out. Russia Spring Break 2012 here we come!
Dutch Game Show Deports Contestants
Wow! I mean what a concept. The contestants have no idea that all of them, including the winner, are immediately being deported as soon as the producer yells ‘Cut. That’s a wrap!’ I would watch this show every single week and it would HAVE to be on FOX right? The American version would, of course, be more heartless and entertaining. “Congratulations on your win Pedro! Now here’s $4,000 for you to start your new life…BACK IN MEXICO!” The questions the contestants would be asked would have to foreshadow what’s coming at the end of the show. “So Juan, what exactly does I.N.S. stand for?” “Esperanza you’re up. What is the color of the card needed to be in this country?” The idea is brilliant and watching these people’s reactions go from ‘holy shit I’m winning this bitch’ to ‘holy shit what just happened’ is worth so much more than the 4Gs the winner gets. Sorry but you DO NOT pass GO, you DO NOT collect $200, and have fun on that drive back to the homeland watching what ‘could’ve been’ out the window.
Sidenote: Does the creator of this Dutch game show not look exactly like you would expect him to look? A cross between a comic book villain and an extra from Die Hard 2.
Thank Christ I Don’t Have Neighbors Like This!
Thank Christ I don’t have neighbors like this. I don’t mean the ‘hard dick’ thing. I know my neighbor likes hard dick cause I have to listen to her through the walls of my apartment. I mean the driving around yelling into a bull horn like it’s some kind of public service announcement. Lady, no one gives two shits whether or not you like hard dick. Do you see me driving around yelling ‘I like threesomes with preferably a hot blond and an Asian?’ No. Because no one cares and it will most likely never happen unless I pay for it. But there’s my point. Maybe I missed the long line of hard dick beating down your front door, but I highly doubt anyone has, or will be looking to have sex with you. But it’s Friday going into Labor Day weekend so I hope for your sake you do find a limp dick. And I hope that person slaps you in the face with it and knocks some sense into you!
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