No way you said the drain would break off from the building and smack him into another building across the street.
Category: Dumb
So That Just Happened On ‘Wheel Of Fortune’
You know when you just get so fucking excited for something you sound like a drunk asshole but in reality you’re sober as a judge? Pretty sure that’s what happened here. Either that or this guy tried to pull the old ‘let me mumble it since I have no idea how to pronounce that second word’ routine. And how about that silence after the buzzer went off? You could hear a pin drop. My question to you the internet–did this guy get screwed out of a million bucks or is pronouncing the word just part of the game??
Check Out This Guy Tweaking On Drugs In Philly
Must be the Molly! Give him milk! What??? Guy couldn’t be more off. There are two things that make people act this way and Molly is not one of them. PCP or bath salts. Now throw bath salts into Molly and yes, you’ll probably be crab walking across the street in Philly but otherwise you’re just blatantly making things up.
Side note: Why can’t black people say the word ambulance? That blows my mind.
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Just A Guy Dancing To Madonna In A Tutu During The Monday Commute
How was your commute this morning? Cause this could’ve been yours if you were riding the E train this morning. Madonna blasting, tranny dancing in a tutu–what more do you need to start your week on a shitty note?
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Wanna Feel Better About Yourself Today? Check Out These Ratchets
I had to look up what Caribana is and apparently it’s a Toronto Caribbean Carnival. Welp, every carnival needs its clowns and here is a car full. These precious angels pretty much define the word ratchet. Imagine if these girls ever met these guys? Civilization might end as we know it…
-Thanks to Meghan for this
The New York Jets Will Now Organize Their Own J-E-T-S Chant
The Jet Press: Remember our buddy, Fireman Ed? Well it doesn’t look like he is planning on returning for the 2013 season. The Jets are actually planning a way to replace him. And it’s a little bit crazy. The Jets organization has taken it upon itself to take the famous “J-E-T-S” chant, and, instead of letting the fans do it naturally, converted it into an organized event. The letters will be done by designed sections.
How do you know football season is right around the corner? No, not because you might have a fantasy football draft coming up on your calendar–because the Jets are in the headlines for off the field reasons a month before their first game. Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with players (yet) and more about how management is organizing the new J-E-T-S chant. Last season Fireman Ed quit on his team because of the “verbal abuse” he was taking for wearing a Sanchez jersey and instead of putting on a throwback Namath, he decided to call it quits. That’s when one guy in the Jets weekly Monday morning meeting sarcastically said let’s divide the stadium into 4 sections and have the fans do the chant themselves. His boss shot a look over and said that’s the greatest idea I’ve ever heard! Let’s put that on a memo to all of our season ticket holders so they know by our first home game! As if Jets fans didn’t have enough to be embarrassed about, now they have to deal with this shit. It’s getting to the point where I almost feel bad…ALMOST.
Under/over of a J-E-T-S chant every home game counting the kickoff = 2.5
‘Ghost Shark’ Coming In Hot; Yes Another SyFy Shark Movie
After explaining to my family over the vacation that Sharknado is a real movie, the first question from my mom was ‘why’? Why the hell not mom!? You got sharks and you got tornadoes. Combine the two with horrible acting and you have a movie so bad that it’s actually hard not to watch. Enter Ghost Shark. Now mind you there’s not the destruction of tornadoes involved but come on–a shark that’s a ghost that appears in your bath tub to eat you?? Sign me up. I’ll fuck with this.
The ‘Breakup App’ Is Here For All You Pussies Out There
iTunes: Breaking up with someone? There’s an app for that. BreakupText makes it easier than ever to end things with your significant other. No more awkward conversations or phone calls. With BreakupText, you can end your relationship in just a few taps.
If you are at the point in a relationship where you actually have to “break up” with someone then this has to be the douchiest, most shittiest way to go about it. If I got a text saying ‘things were serious’ with a bow tie (??) followed by ‘I found someone else” with a teddy bear (??), I would probably murder someone. First off, do you think sending me a text like this is going to make everything go away or create a larger shit storm for yourself? Second, I want answers bitch and sending me a picture of a blue teddy bear is not helping the situation. People who actually pay the $1 for this app deserve a lifetime of loneliness with herpes.
H/T BroBible
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