Twerking On The Subway To Take You Into The Weekend

Posted: July 31, 2015 by subwaycreatures in Uncategorized

Caption Contest Winners

Posted: July 17, 2015 by subwaycreatures in Caption of the Week
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Here are the top 3 captions in no specific order.

@AbbottMatt “Sorry honey that was supposed to go to your mother”

@francesco_totino “So maybe I shouldn’t have taken a shit in his apartment”

@nobletruth8 “I can’t be in a serious relationship with you Cheryl when you have a fucking duck on your book bag!”

There was certainly no shortage of good captions this week but how can I ignore @StephenKendrick‘s comment. You sick and twisted fuck! I have to admit I laughed and that’s the point. Good luck writing the script for the next ‘Hills Have Eyes’ movie. He wrote:

“….that awkward moment…when you accidentally send nudes to your dad….And he asks for more….And you send him more…And he sends you a dick pic…And then your dad cheats on his wife (your mom) with you…And then you find out you’re pregnant from your dad with twins, and your dad posts the sonogram…And hashtags #incestisbest…Ans instead of your parents divorcing…You marry your mom and dad…And then your dad is your husband and your mom is your wife and your kids are his grandkids/own kids and you’re siblings with your own kids all at the same time…”

Singer, Tyrese, Promotes New Album On NYC Subway Train

Posted: July 10, 2015 by subwaycreatures in Uncategorized
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The Cause Of ‘Manspreading’ Is Finally Revealed

Posted: June 29, 2015 by subwaycreatures in Uncategorized

H/T BroBible

Unattended Bag Of Snakes Seen On The F Train

Posted: June 26, 2015 by subwaycreatures in Uncategorized

Gothamist: This photo and video (below) were sent to us by commuter Hiram Becker, who remarks, “I was riding the F train on Sunday afternoon from the 7th and 9th street stop in Park Slope toward Long Island City. I had my headphones on and wasn’t paying attention at first to why the bench wasn’t being occupied. Just thought, oh, that dude left his backpack there. Then I went to sit down and noticed he had some snakes.” Bonus! Becker didn’t see it that way. “I mean, it’s so uncool that the snakes are taking up three spaces! Snake-spread anyone?” Ha, yes, where is the subway etiquette poster for that, MTA? Asked if it was one snake or two, Becker confirms multiple snakes: “It was two snakes. At first you think, oh yeah, that’s one huge snake. Then he lifted them up and put them around his head and I saw it was in fact two.”

The Greatest Subway Track Jump That Never Happened

Posted: June 25, 2015 by subwaycreatures in Uncategorized