FOXInsider: The heart stopping moment a Good Samaritan saved a man who fell off a train platform was caught on surveillance camera. Footage from Philadelphia’s 15th Street Station shows Alfred McNamee slipping off the platform and falling head first onto the SEPTA tracks on Wednesday evening. Seconds later, Charles Collins leaped onto the tracks to save McNamee from getting hit by a train. The 28-year-old hero pushed the man up and towards the platform edge, where other commuters helped to pull them both to safety. McNamee suffered a number of serious injuries, including a broken back. Collins only suffered a minor leg injury.

Some Ratchet Subway Pole Dancing To Start The Day

Posted: April 13, 2015 by subwaycreatures in Uncategorized

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AnimalNewYork: An old man wearing a full New York Knicks sweatsuit was terrorizing straphangers on the subway with a gigantic dildo last weekend. Here’s the story, according to ANIMAL’s Aymann Ismail, who witnessed this around 9 PM on Saturday night aboard a Flatbush Avenue-bound 2 train: An older man of indeterminate ethnic origin boarded the train at Atlantic Avenue; the man seemed “fucked up on some kind of drug,” loose-limbed and sloppy. Some young men sitting next to him began making fun of him. One of the dudes took out his phone to snap a selfie with the older guy. At that point, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a massive dildo. An anonymous sex toy industry expert ANIMAL consulted estimated that it was between 14-16″ long.

Holy shit! It’s like in Indiana Jones, only not being crushed to death by a killer boulder rolling over people…right? Well it’s not necessarily a killer boulder but if you think people didn’t get fucked up from this then you’re definitely wrong. You HAVE to be. For example, I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw this chick become part of the ground after getting steamrolled awkwardly by this huge tennis ball.

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Then at the end of the video I realized there was a behind the scenes video. Check that one out too and see what I’m talking about!

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Gothamist: Teens are not exactly known to exemplify the platonic ideal of straphanger behavior—they’re usually too busy hanging off the backs of trains, racing across the third rail, or playing real life “subway surfer” to pay much attention to other people. One such group of teens has apparently been placing pieces of metal onto the subway tracks in recent months, causing mini explosions like the one in the video. This video, which was filmed this past week, shows a C train coming into the Nostrand Avenue station followed by a small explosion with a fury of sparks, apparently due to a metal object on the track. A tipster told us, “I had just come across this video on my Facebook feed…The object, according to the comments, is a rollsign box, which is the destination sign that you see in the older trains.” A subway motorman reposted the video on Facebook with some details: “That kid keyshawn ….He is out again and put a fucking rollsign box on the tracks,” wrote the motorman, who later deleted his comments. He added:

Some kid who hangs with ‘these kids’ who just got locked up posted it…They got locked up for almost fatally killing me in the back of my head with a break handle they already got locked up and THEY STILL HAVENT STOPPED…And they spent a couple days in Rikers and still won’t stop.

Family Packs Kids Into Trunk Of Car Leaving Strip Mall

Posted: April 2, 2015 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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If this is how you go about getting to and from McDonald’s everyday then you’d think they’d have a better system down. Kids taking their time hopping in the trunk and all the other family members on the lookout like a major drug deal is going down in broad daylight. Suspicious as hell looking. It’s actually sad because one minor accident and these kids are screwed. Here’s a solution–throw big mama in the trunk and you’ll be able to fit everyone in the car. Problem solved.

 

 

The Zombie Subway Prank Is Extremely Twisted

Posted: March 31, 2015 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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Man Talks Shit To Possum Walking On His Fence

Posted: March 24, 2015 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Little Kid Takes Doctor Shots Like A Boss

Posted: March 20, 2015 by subwaycreatures in Awesome
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Like a fuckin’ BOSS! Now get your goddamn kids vaccinated!