Posted: July 30, 2014 by rmcguire13 in News
Tags: indiana, survive, tracks, train
FOX59: Two women narrowly escaped death after facing down a train earlier this month. On July 10, the women were walking on the railroad tracks on the Shuffle Creek Trestle, a bridge over Lake Lemon about ten miles northeast of Bloomington, when they noticed a train was coming toward them. The engineer of the lead locomotive spotted them as the train came around a curve at 30 mph. The bridge is about 500 feet long and 80 feet high, and the women had nowhere to go. Video from the locomotive shows them trying to run away when they see the train. It’s clear that they won’t be able to make it to safety, and they can’t jump off the side because it’s too high. Meantime, the train horn goes off repeatedly. One woman lies down on the tracks; the other soon follows suit. By the time the train is able to stop, the cars have already passed the point where the women had taken refuge. The engineer assumed the two women had died and contacted the Monroe County Sheriff’s Department to report what happened. The women escaped serious injury. They ran to a nearby car and drove away after their brush with death. They have been identified by law enforcement, and the case is now a criminal matter.
I’d say lying down under a speeding train and coming out with a stubbed toe is definitely something you chalk up in the win column–especially when you have literally seconds to make a decision. How can you not think of Stand By Me when you see a close call like this? As always, I hope they bought a lottery ticket right after this and think twice next time about crossing a train bridge.
Posted: July 30, 2014 by rmcguire13 in hump day, Sexy
Tags: agua bendito, hump day, irina shayk, sexy
Irina Shayk showing off the new Agua Bendita. Happy Hump Day!
Posted: July 30, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Dumb
Tags: fart, nyc, subway, train
Our cameraman admitted to farting on the subway and as you can see it looked absolutely terrible. People seeking air as if the train were filling up with mustard gas. The only thing that could make it worse is if the train got stuck–oh wait, that happened too. You gotta give it to the guy though, he not only took pride in his own stench but was a dead giveaway by filming everyone with a smile on his face.
Posted: July 29, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Dumb
Tags: chips, drunk, gross, metro north
So yesterday I tossed up a video of a woman eating a hotdog off the floor of the NYC subway. Now we have this drunk specimen collecting chips off the floor and stuffing her mouth on the MetroNorth. I guess these people don’t visit the site or Instagram page enough to see the kind of shit that happens on these trains.
Posted: July 29, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Funny
Tags: grind, lap band dance, wtf
I’m sure every fat dude in the world is hoping the ‘Lap Band Dance’ becomes the latest internet craze. I believe this guy’s face sums up the whole thing:
Posted: July 28, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Funny
Tags: hotdog, nyc, subway
If there were ever one time where the 5 second rule did not apply it’s gotta be on the NYC subway, right? You could not pay me enough money to eat something off the floor regardless of how long it was there. I would not be surprised if this chicks tongue fell off 5 minutes later.
Posted: July 18, 2014 by rmcguire13 in News
I’m gettin’ the F outta town and won’t be back until 7/28. The instagram account (IG: subwaycreatures) will still be getting updated, however. Keep sending me your subway pics!