NY Jets Outlook: Week 7

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With a must-win Monday night game, the Jets sloppily got the victory over the winless Miami Dolphins. I’m pretty sure if Derelle Revis wasn’t on the team that game could have gone either way but they walked away with a W none the less. A new week, another opportunity for Rex Ryan to open his mouth and bring as much attention to himself as possible. This time he called out San Diego Chargers by saying that if he were coach he would’ve had two rings by now. Um Rex, you have 0 rings since joining a much better Jets team so I’m not sure you’re winning this argument. Anyway he apologized so all is forgotten right? Jets go into this Sunday’s game +2 at home and if they play like they did last Monday then that spread is heavily favoring the Chargers. I like the over at 43.5 in this game and I don’t know that the Jets D can hold down Ryan Matthews in the back field. I like Chargers -2 and I’m going against the Jets for the second time this year which means they will probably pull off some kind of OT win. Quote me.

405 San Diego Chargers -2  -110 -135
43½ O -110
U -110
406 New York Jets +2  -110 +115
Week 7

Baby Makes Amazing Escape From Crib

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Was this an infant or a midget? That little bastard scaled the crib like Spiderman and almost stuck the landing! I’m gonna go ahead and call them Pinky and the Brain since the other retard has absolutely no idea what’s going on and his twin brother has blueprints to take over the world. Clearly we see who got the smart jeans in the womb. The kid even has the wherewithal to nab the evidence of the camera recording his every move! Who is this kid?!

My brother pulled this kinda shit when he was a baby only he took the destructive route and shook his fuckin crib like a Japanese earthquake. He went on to play football and now he’s a cop so if that tells us anything about this kid’s future, he might grow up to be the next Daniel Ocean.

Side Note: How do you sleep at night if you’re this kid’s parents knowing your son is probably scaling down the side of your house and hot wiring your mini van parked in the driveway?

Streaker Poses As Ref To Get Onto Field, Bench Clearing Brawl Ensues

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Well, some positives and some negatives to look at here. This guy goes to Arizona and just went down in the history books for sneaking onto the field by way of referee uniform and causing a bench clearing brawl between both teams. If he doesn’t get more pussy than he knows what to do with then I’ve lost all faith in college sluts. On the negative side, he’s now going to jail in nothing but his underwear so with the good comes the bad.

The Hot Chicks Of #OccupyWallSt???

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I came across this video mislabeled “The Hot Chicks of #OccupyWallSt.” These are the hot chicks that occupy wall st?? No wonder they are accomplishing nothing. Everyone knows you need to get a bunch of smokes out there if you’re really going to send a message! And I don’t wanna hear about that inner beauty, hippie bullshit. Hey #Occupy, if this is what you’re running with you better get at least 1,000 more of these:

Side Note: If you REALLY think this chick is in Zuccotti Park for #OccupyWallSt you’re smoking more than the hippies occupying Wall St. Look at what she’s wearing and that pose she gives in the video. She’s 100% there for the media attention and hoping she gets noticed. She knows EXACTLY what she’s doing. Well I ain’t gonna hate and I noticed ya hun. Keep on keepin’ on!

Geeks Finally Take Medieval Play To Another Level

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How do you take something really gay and make it somewhat cool? Endanger people’s lives of course. Fuck the cardboard and Styrofoam, I love the idea that someone can get hurt here. I mean don’t get me wrong, you still won’t see me out there in costume but I might be that guy who shot the other guy in the nuts when no one is looking just to send a reality check.

Qaddafi Looks Great…For A Dead Guy [NSFW]

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cbsnews:

Fugitive Libyan dictator Muammar Qaddafi was killed in fighting around his hometown Thursday, a top official in Libya’s transitional government said, citing reports from fighters who claimed they saw the body. Information Minister Mahmoud Shammam said he expects the prime minister to confirm the death soon, noting that past reports emerged “before making 100 percent confirmation.” The transitional government called a news conference in Tripoli, where Prime Minister Mustafa Abdul-Jalil could confirm the death. Past reports of Qaddafi deaths or captures have later proven incorrect, but an increasing number of Libyan officials have confirmed the news. Al-Jazeera TV showed footage of a man resembling Qaddafi lying dead or severely wounded, bleeding from the head and stripped to the waist as fighters rolled him over on the pavement.

I always wonder why when a big name figure dies in a foreign country, they insist on treating the body like ‘Weekend at Bernies.’ The idea is to show everyone he’s dead and you make him look like me hungover on a Sunday morning. The confirmation for me though is that second picture. Not sure if they plucked his eyes out but you’re just looking into a lifeless, soulless body. Anyway, did anyone catch that World Series game last night?

Is This Halloween Prop Racist?

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wpix:

Community leaders are calling for the removal of a Halloween decoration on a Brooklyn street they say is racist and insensitive to residents. The decoration which is described as a black scarecrow, hangs from a tree in the Fort Hamilton section of Brooklyn. According to City Councilman Charles Barron, the display which he describes as “grotesque,” needs to be removed and the individuals responsible for putting it up need to be publicly denounced. He is calling for its immediate removal. “The scarecrow is offensive and reprehensible not only to the Black Community, but to all those who have a history of persecution and, or have been victimized by lynch mobs,” Barron’s office said in a statement Wednesday. “The perpetrators of this horrific display are only acting out what they conceal in their hearts.” Barron along with other leaders of the Black Community were expected to hold a press conference Wednesday afternoon where they will call upon the leadership of the Fort Hamilton community and the City to remove the display. It wasn’t immediately clear who put up the Halloween decoration or whether the home owner is aware of the controversy behind the display.

Oh my God! Call out the National Guard! People are putting up Halloween decorations! Racist? Why, because he has dreadlocks? Take the dreadlocks off this guy and we aren’t even having this conversation. I’m pretty sure this dudes one hand is white and the other is red. Oh and by the way, if this were a white scarecrow do you think it would be a big deal? OK, OK the fact that his face is a little black and he has a noose around his neck might come off a little racist but come on people! I’m sure whatever this guy did he deserved it!

So About Those Crazy, Exotic Animals In Ohio…

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cbsnews.com:

ZANESVILLE, Ohio – Townspeople cowered indoors Wednesday as deputies with high-powered rifles hunted down and killed lions, bears and dozens of other exotic beasts that escaped from a wild-animal preserve after the owner, Terry Thompson, threw their cages open and committed suicide. After an all-night hunt, at least 30 of the 48 escaped animals had been gunned down. As of mid-morning, officers were still hunting for a grizzly bear, mountain lion and monkey. Schools closed, parents were warned to keep children and pets indoors and flashing signs along highways told motorists, “Caution exotic animals” and “Stay in vehicle.” Thompson left the cages open and the fences unsecured, releasing dozens of animals, including lions, tigers, bears and wolves, before committing suicide, said Muskingum County Sheriff Matt Lutz. Authorities would not say how he killed himself and no suicide note was found. Lutz wouldn’t speculate on why he committed suicide. But Thompson had had repeated run-ins with the law, and Lutz said the sheriff’s office had received numerous complaints since 2004 about animals at the property.

 

I’m sorry but is that a full grown fuckin’ lion right there? Terry Thompson, didn’t you read about the lady who tried to raise an ape and it ate her face off? And that was just one animal! You’ve got the entire fuckin’ 6 Flags Safari going on in your backyard and somehow you’ve been allowed to have this all this time? Ohio, I just don’t get it. You did this to yourself. No one told Terry he couldn’t have these animals and look what happened. You’re just lucky no one was hurt other than Terry who popped his own head off. I couldn’t stop thinking about the Island of Dr. Moreau while watching all of this go down. Animals just teaming up to try to take over Ohio. I’ll tell ya we would probably be better off.

If I were an Ohio cop, I don’t know if I would be excited or scared out of my mind to hunt these animals. ‘Hey, grab your rifle and elephant bullets. We’re going big game hunting tonight! Tonight?? You mean in the dark? I think I’ll keep an eye on Jamal in his cell, but thanks for the invite.