Samsung Pays Apple’s $1 Billion Fine With 30 Trucks Loaded With Coins

PaperBlog – This morning more than 30 trucks filled with 5-cent coins arrived at Apple’s headquarters in California. Initially, the security company that protects the facility said the trucks were in the wrong place, but minutes later, Tim Cook (Apple CEO) received a call from SamsungCEO explaining that they will pay $1 billion dollars for the fine recently ruled against the South Korean company in this way. The funny part is that the signed document does not specify a single payment method, so Samsung is entitled to send the creators of the iPhone their billion dollars in the way they deem best. This dirty but genius geek troll play is a new headache to Apple executives as they will need to put in long hours counting all that money, to check if it is all there and to try to deposit it crossing fingers to hope a bank will accept all the coins. Lee Kun-hee, Chairman of Samsung Electronics, told the media that his company is not going to be intimidated by a group of “geeks with style” and that if they want to play dirty, they also know how to do it.

 

I have a whole new respect for Samsung. You want your $1billion dollar fine? Fine. Take 30 trucks loaded with foreign currency 5 cent coins. Amazing! Typical move from the younger sibling always looking up to the perfect bigger brother. Absolutely doing this after I lose all my money on the NFL games I’m betting on this weekend from taking 2-year old Olive’s advice. Your move Apple, your move.

Kid Slaps Brother With An iPad

 

Is it fake? Probably. But either way the sound of face-on-iPad is amazing. For anyone who has grown up with a sibling, you’ve always wanted to do something like this…just not with a $600 piece of technology.

Also, why do so many kids have iPads nowadays? Kids these days are on a completely different level, I swear to god. My 11-year old sister has a goddamn iPad and I don’t. All I had was a pager growing up and thought it was the greatest thing since dial-up AOL. Didn’t even know how to use it. This is a prime example of why I’m all for abortion.

New iPhone 4s Puts Asians At A Disadvantage

 

Jesus it got to the point where I was waiting for Siri to say “Speak fuckin’ English asshole!” Asians have always been handicapped when it comes to those pesky Rs but you know what, they are smart people and will have to learn to adapt. I’ve been reading all sorts of stories about this new Siri shit on the iPhone 4s and it looks like it could probably entertain me for an entire day. You can ask it anything and it will have some kind of answer for you. Take this for example: