Posts Tagged ‘nyc’

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Gothamist: No matter how many times we have to beg, straphangers seem to insist on bringing their snakes on the subway. This week’s subterranean serpent story comes courtesy of one C train rider, who spotted a man with not one, but two snakes at around 11 p.m. last night. TWO SNAKES. Of course, the seasoned subway rider sitting next to our fair snake charmer seems completely nonplussed, even in the midst of what appears to be an intimate moment between Man and Snake. Eric Hertzog, who snapped the above photos, tells us the photo was taken on a northbound C train, and that the snake owner disembarked at 14th Street. “The guy was sitting there with a girl (don’t know what their relationship was) and at first he had a smaller snake just hanging from the railing while another snake was in between his legs. He then took the smaller snake off the railing and was just playing with them for a little. When people got on the subway they all looked over in that direction and probably said to themselves, “What the hell.” One man almost sat right next to the guy but the man with the snakes let him know that were snakes on his lap and then that guy ran to the other side of the subway car. He then put the snakes in separate bags and then both into his backpack and off he went.” Please note that it is indeed illegal to expose your snake on the subway, since MTA rules mandate that “no person may bring any animal on or into any conveyance or facility unless enclosed in a container and carried in a manner which would not annoy other passengers.” The Tale of Two Subway Snakes was first picked up by KTU 103.5 FM, who asked if this was “The Scariest Thing You’ve Ever Seen On The Train?” 

 

“Enough is enough! I’ve had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking train!” -kinda Samuel L. Jackson

 

 

 

Gothamist: The police have released a new video of the suspect who threw a smoke bomb into a Greenwich Village restaurant on Friday night. You can see him slowly opening the subway grate—prompting one pedestrian to walk around the grate—and then emerging to toss the device. The suspect then quickly ducks back underground. (This subway grate connects to the West 4th Street subway station.) The smoke bomb was thrown into Bar Pitti, which is located at 268 Avenue of the Americas and has a popular sidewalk seating area, around 5:49 p.m. It’s also a celebrity hangout. Da Silvano’s manager denies his restaurant was behind the attack; the Post reports: Da Silvano owner Silvano Marchetto and his former business partner, Bar Pitti’s Giovanni Tognozzi, have been beefing over stolen meatball recipes and corporate back-stabbing since 2002. “I know about the fighting, but I haven’t heard anything about it in a very long time,” said the manager, who identified himself as Alessio. Police sources said they do not believe that the rivalry played a role, but have ruled nothing out. The Post adds, “The bomb was made by a UK company and is sold on Amazon.com and eBay for as little as $8.” Cops describe the suspect as around 20 years old, with blond wavy hair. He was last seen wearing black gloves, black baseball cap, and a multi colored t-shirt. Anyone with information regarding this incident is asked to call Crime Stoppers at 1-800-577-TIPS (8477). The public can also submit tips by logging onto the Crime Stoppers website at WWW.NYPDCRIMESTOPPERS.COM or by texting their tips to 274637 (CRIMES) then enter TIP577.

 

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NSFW: Perv On The M Train Whips It Out And It’s Caught On Tape

Posted: September 22, 2014 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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Gothamist: Oh, the things that land in our inbox, like this video of a man rubbing one out on the M train. The unfortunate witness who documented this act and uploaded it to YouTube says, “Ladies if you live in Brooklyn New York, please watchout for this nasty ass old man, notify the Brooklyn PD.” Press play to watch this NSFW cross between Chris Ware and R. Crumb come life. What the hell is it with people men? We have passed this along to the NYPD and we’ll let you know if they ever catch this guy. In the meantime, here’s our refresher on what to do the next time you see some dude expose himself on the subway.

 

I just don’t get it, I really don’t. Pulling your dick out on the train with people sitting around you. Needless to say, keep an eye out for this guy on the trains in Brooklyn.

 

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Crackhead Shits Herself On The NYC Subway

Posted: September 19, 2014 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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Why do I call her a crackhead when I’m not sure? I dunno, cause a woman who shits her pants and paces on the train chugging soda is a little crackheadish to me. What I don’t understand is why people are still in that car. Get out, STAT!

 

 

Jewish Guy Eats Shit Out Of his Beard On NYC Subway

Posted: August 29, 2014 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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No…he’s not going to–no…FUCK!!! C’mon man!

 

 

Remember That Time You Pissed Yourself In The Subway?

Posted: August 25, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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Probably one of the main reasons I always cab it home late at night opposed to taking the subway. You always have to piss and it takes the trains forever to get you home. I would like to say this guy learned his lesson but then again I don’t think he’s going to remember anything of this.

 

 

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Gawker: If you’re a regular commuter or tourist in New York City, here’s some exciting news: Earlier this week, MTA officials discovered that three N trains were infested with bedbugs. The New York Daily News reports that two of the trains were taken out of service while a third was sent for fumigation. “When we found them, we exterminated them,” Metropolitan Transportation Authority spokesman Adam Lisberg told the Daily News. At least some of the bugs were found in the cabs used by the trains’ motorman and conductors; it’s not clear if any were discovered in the passenger area.

Theyyyyyyy’re baaaaaack! Let’s be honest, they never went anywhere but it’s been a while since the last big outbreak of bedbugs in NYC. Let’s just put this on our list of things this great summer has brought us like sweltering heat, sky rocketing rent, and possible Ebola. What was it Frank Sinatra said? If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere? Yes, I’m starting to think that is very true!

Some Guy Farted On The Train; Here’s Everyone’s Reaction

Posted: July 30, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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Our cameraman admitted to farting on the subway and as you can see it looked absolutely terrible. People seeking air as if the train were filling up with mustard gas. The only thing that could make it worse is if the train got stuck–oh wait, that happened too. You gotta give it to the guy though, he not only took pride in his own stench but was a dead giveaway by filming everyone with a smile on his face.

 

 

This Is One Example Of When The 5 Second Rule Does Not Apply

Posted: July 28, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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If there were ever one time where the 5 second rule did not apply it’s gotta be on the NYC subway, right? You could not pay me enough money to eat something off the floor regardless of how long it was there. I would not be surprised if this chicks tongue fell off 5 minutes later.

 

There’s been a lot of shit going on in the subway this past week but none that really top what happened on the Q train yesterday. Some ratchet chick decided to turn a pretty empty car into a fuckin’ slip-n-slide. Yes, she was sliding around the floor of the subway car on her stomach like a massive walrus. I believe one commenter put it the best way possible: I think she just caught the herpagonasyphilaids. Ha! She would be lucky if that’s all she got.

 

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