Girl Pisses Herself In Subway; Proceeds To Shower

 

99% of me believes this is staged because let’s be honest, who carries soap, a gallon of water, towels and sandals in their bag “just in case they piss themselves and need to shower.” Worst acting ever and the lengths people will go to make a viral video are crazy.

Side note: The real part of this that blows my mind is how ashy this bitches feet are. A bottle of lotion per foot could MAYBE do the trick.

Soccer Player Melts During Press Conference

 

No need to watch all 8 minutes of this clip to see what’s going on. Just keep fast forwarding and you’ll see this soccer player’s shirt go from light blue to dark grey. Is this a press conference or is this guy on trial for murder? I have no idea what kind of questions this guy was being asked but he was sweating like his wife was asking him about where he was the night before and why his dick smells like sex. Dude lost 10 lbs of water weight from talking into a microphone. Can you imagine playing poker with this guy? ‘Ah, Walter do you mind not sweating all over my new poker table? Oh, and I’m gonna go ahead and call your bluff and go all in.’ Must suck to get off the field, shower, reach the press conference in your nice clothes, and sweat more than you did when you were actually on the field. I definitely smell an antiperspirant/deodorant endorsement coming this guys way.