"People watch from the safety of your phone"
A while back I posted the scariest ice cream truck ever…well, I think we have now found the ghetto-est. When you’re blasting “Chain Hang Low”, you have rims on your dropped van, and kids 2-stepping to get ice cream, you have officially become the ghetto-est ice cream truck (van) in America.
Check out this leopard (we’ll call him Ray Lewis) just snatch this deer looking thing right out of mid air. Best 30 seconds of my life in a while…
Kid’s parents must be proud. I’m 99.9% sure a homeless bum wouldn’t even do this for $1. You know why? Because even a bum knows that he touches that railing everyday gimping into the subway after sifting through garbage with his hand down his pants. $1 doesn’t even get you half way to paying your subway fare so you still have 2 railings to go shithead. Hope it was worth it cause your mouth is now as clean as Magic Johnson’s dick while inside Pamela Anderson’s pussy. If anyone recognizes this subway entrance please share with us so I can never go in it ever again.
Side note: I no longer blame the Asians for wearing gloves and masks all over NYC and I give this kid one week to live.
Sarah Shahi at her Maxim shoot gettin’ us over the hump. Happy Hump Day!
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