Month: December 2011

Could This Be The Best/Worst Wrestling Move Of All Time?

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Listen, I’m the last person to watch wrestling or even talk about it but when I saw this clip I couldn’t resist. This guy hypnotizes his opponents plus the entire locker room of wrestlers who weren’t even watching?! Now this can be the worst or best move ever in wrestling and I still can’t decide. We all know that wrestling is fake (yes sorry to all of you in the south) but the entertainment factor here is what I’m impressed by. Somehow this wrestling match went from 4 dudes beating the shit out of each other to an all out break dancing party with the whole cast of wrestlers. The crowd was all about it, announcers going crazy, and I’m writing a fucking post about it. They musta done something right…right?

 

Niggas In Paris…Subway Remix

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It’s been a long time since our last post with the holidays coming up and our actual jobs being as hectic as they’ve been. Let’s see…since our last post #occupywallstreet has fallen off the face of the earth, North Korea lost it’s leader, the Giants are blowing they’re playoff chances, and I’m pretty sure we found a cure for AIDS. But what better way to get back into it than with this fuckin guy.

You ever get up in the morning and look in the mirror and say to yourself “goddamn it’s gonna be a great day!” I’m pretty sure that’s where this guy’s head is at. He got all his shopping done, Kwanzaa right around the corner, booked New Years plans, and not a worry in the world. Grimace from McDonald’s not only sang the whole song, but he included the parts with Will Ferrell and Jon Heder from Blades of Glory. And not only did he include them but he nailed them! Straight up white man voice out of no where. Something about December that just puts everyone in a great mood!

Black people let me say this, just because this was entertaining and funny, do not use this as an excuse to pull this shit everywhere. It gets old fast and I’m sure half the white people on that subway car had no idea what song this dude was singing anyway.

Side note: Pretty sure that was Leon from “Curb Your Enthusiasm” just crushing this song

– Thanks to Stewart and Justin for this

Man Stunned When Daughter Shows Up After He Orders Hooker

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Daily Record:

A MAN hired a prostitute to come to his hotel room – and answered the door to his own daughter. Titus Ncube, a married father-of-three, collapsed to the floor with shock while his daughter, 20, fled the hotel in tears. Mr Ncube, from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said he was having marital problems and decided to rent a room in a local hotel, followed by a prostitute. He said: “I am sorry for what I did. I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologised for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period.” His wife Rosemary said: “If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay.”

 

Way to take your problems and make them 10X worse Titus. Here’s what I want to know though. Who came out with all of this info? I mean the dad is just as guilty as the daughter so I don’t know why he’s telling anyone anything. Some things should be left unsaid and he probably should have taken this one to the grave. Now people on the other side of the world are reading about your awkward encounter. The mother/wife is the biggest loser in this whole scandal. She finds out all in one shot that her husband is a cheating fuck and her daughter is a skank. I’m sure this happens more often than we know it’s just most people don’t run to the press about it.

 

Bitch News Anchor Ruins Christmas For Any Kids Watching Fox News

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What a baaa-humbug cunt. Listen bitch, obviously everyone knows there’s no Santa but there’s no need to ruin it for everyone who thinks there is! I remember like it was yesterday when my mom left the PC Richards sticker on the box that was titled “FROM SANTA.” Worst day of my life. I wanted to run through the streets causing complete and utter anarchy. I also remember the day she broke the news to my sister and I almost had to get a straight jacket out. This bitch should be held responsible for every reaction that any parents have to deal with after that aired. I’m not sure how she still had a job the next day to even make an apology, if that’s what you want to call it, but I hope she’s visited by three ghosts before December 25th who slap her around until she’s a believer.

 

Side note: When kids find shit like this out, it always leads to more questions: What about the Easter Bunny? What about the Tooth Fairy? What about Jesus? Thanks Robin Robinson!

If I Ever Got This Friend Request I’d Delete My Facebook

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Averve:

What’s the best way to scare a guy into using a condom? How about sending him a creepy Facebook friend request from the baby he might have if he doesn’t use one? Brazilian agency AGE Isobar organized just such an insidious campaign for Olla condoms recently, as outlined in the case-study video below. The agency apparently targeted specific guys and created actual Facebook profiles for their unborn children (by tacking “Jr.” on to their names), who then attempt to friend Daddy. Kind of a clever idea, though labor intensive—and surely against Facebook’s usage guidelines.

 

I don’t need Facebook bad enough to be accepting friend requests from my future children. Delete that shit, lay low for a while, and good luck on your quest you little bastard. In all seriousness though what a dumb idea. If my brain didn’t tell me to use a condom, then what makes you think it’s going to tell me to think about recent friend requests I received on Facebook. Besides, everyone knows it’s impossible to get a girl pregnant if she’s on top. It’s pure science.