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Check Out This Mercedes Catch A Tee’d Off Golf Ball

June 21, 2012June 21, 2012subwaycreatures

Real or fake? You be the judge.

Man Spanks Guy Who Slept With His Underage Daughter

June 20, 2012subwaycreatures

This father gives a young man an ultimatum who slept with his underage daughter. Face statutory rape charges or receive a spanking. So that brings us to today’s ‘Would you rather’. Would you rather get slapped bare-assed by the chick your banging’s father on camera for the world of Youtube to see or face statutory rape charges and go on the sex offender list?

Question for you sex offenders out there. How long are you on the list and what kind of time am I facing for statutory rape? I’m asking because this has got to be one of the most humiliating things I’ve ever seen nevermind the fact that this kid won’t be sitting in a chair for the next couple weeks. Personally, I would prefer an ass kicking from the dad and at least go down with some pride than have to go through this. I’m assuming this is in the south because this guy would already be facing assault charges and be sued if it were anywhere else. So I ask you, what would you rather?

Some Guy Tried To Steal Webb Simpson’s Glory At The US Open

June 18, 2012subwaycreatures

Hands down only reason I watch golf is for this Happy Gilmore kind of shit. Horrible improve on both Bob and Webb’s part. Don’t quit your day jobs boys!

FPSRussia Demostrates Remote Controlled Flying Machine Gun

June 18, 2012subwaycreatures

Love this guy! No idea where he gets this shit from or how he has access to it but as long as he keeps making these videos and not using them against Americans, I have no problem with it.

FPSRussia Drives To White Castle In Tank; Proceeds To Demo It

June 5, 2012subwaycreatures

FPSRussia is one of my favorite people to follow on Youtube. This fuckin Commie bastard demos all different types of weapons and military accessories that I have no idea where he gets half of them from. In this week’s video, he drives to White Castle in a WWII tank and demos it’s power on a concrete wall and Jeep Cherokee. Total destruction that I can’t turn away from.

MUST SEE: Dude Dresses As Zombie In Miami…Just Watch!

June 4, 2012subwaycreatures

All this zombie talk has clearly got people in Miami scared. What better then to have fun at the cost of it?

Rap Song In 11 Different Accents Kicks Off The Weekend!

June 1, 2012subwaycreatures

I think there was a positive message in there somewhere…oh well fuck it, it’s the weekend! Have a safe weekend everyone!

Hear Brian McKnight’s New Single ‘Anal’ Song About YouPorn [NSFWish]

June 1, 2012subwaycreatures

Brian McKnight has admitted that he’s been going off the deep end as of late and thankfully, we’re the ones reaping the benefits. Here’s his latest release about the popular porn site YouPorn.com.

Check Out Some Real Life James Bond Spy Shit

May 22, 2012subwaycreatures

If a CIA operative were caught, he could choose capture or death by this pin. When twisted the right way, the silver dollar would unleash a pin coated in saxitoxin. Its user would die in seconds from the poison.

Think you could be a spy? Try floating a one-man submarine into Singapore harbor and planting mines on Japanese ships in World War II. Not easy, but this submersible is cool.

Spies in Moscow in the 60s had a variety of “dead drops” they could use to secretly pass around notes and other contraband, including these hollow bricks.

And they all fit in this handy dandy sheath.

Rats’ hollowed-out bodies also served as an effective dead drop for money, notes and other contraband being moved around Moscow.

With these bad boys, you could even get away BEFORE the explosion.

The OSS designed the Beano grenade to feel like a baseball and explode on impact — rather than bouncing away from its target and blowing up elsewhere.

Spies would use fake, exploding coal to sabotage supply lines — and this paint set to make the coal look real.

Spies aren’t usually assassins. But some weapons, like this umbrella, have been used in the field. The assassination umbrella is equipped with a pellet of toxic ricin that will infect and kill its target slowly over the course of a few days. Its last known use was on Bulgarian defector and BBC reporter Georgi Markov in London, 1978.

In the 40s, spies were using cameras smaller than your smartphone!

Swearing Lacrosse Baby Is Like Looking In A Mirror For Me

May 18, 2012subwaycreatures

I’ll never forget it. Got home from kindergarten and Asian Chris (even at 6 years old that’s how I identified him since we had so many Chris’ in the class) wouldn’t give me his extra chocolate chip cookie I wanted so bad. Walked around the house for an hour screaming ‘goddamn it!’ May or may not have punched a window out bare knuckled. Either way, if this kid is on the same path he’s gonna have issues when he gets older. Godspeed, my son!