Sexy – Page 3 – SubwayCreatures

HuffPost: Two weeks ago, Olivia Sprauer was a freshman English teacher at Florida’s Martin County High School. Now she’s being courted by lingerie companies, trade shows and Hustler magazine. It all started when Sprauer, who models under the name Victoria James, was forced to resign after the principal obtained one of the 26-year-old’s bikini photos. Sprauer told The Huffington Post on Monday that parents and students upset over her resignation sent in anonymous complaints to local media. The story went viral after it was picked up by HuffPost and other outlets. Now, Sprauer is busy trying to cash in on her newfound notoriety. “It blows my mind,” Sprauer told HuffPost. “No way did I think the story would be as big as it was. Someone sent me a story about me in Greek. It’s bizarre.” Sprauer has also gotten words of encouragement from some of her former students via her social media accounts. “They are happy and excited for me,” Sprauer said. The Florida resident said she’s upped her hourly rate for modeling gigs and has been hit with a slew of job opportunities, including the aforementioned Hustler magazine offer, which she said she plans to respectfully decline. “I don’t do spread-eagle shots for the camera, so I don’t think Hustler is going to work out,” she said. But Sprauer also said she has started doing more nude work since she left her teaching job and she’d like to do a shoot with Playboy. She’s also set to launch a new website, MissVictoriaJames.com, in the next week. The extra attention hasn’t been all good for the English major turned viral star. “Unfortunately, I have been contacted by some shady people I’ve worked with who are trying to make a name for themselves by attempting to malign my reputation,” Sprauer said, declining to be more specific. But, “for the most part,” Sprauer said, her time in the spotlight has been a positive experience. “It’s not like I’m not enjoying it,” she said. “I’m just trying to handle it all.”

Holy smokes! I would certainly fail English in that class if this was my teacher cause no way in hell I would be able to pay attention. You know this is the way ‘Merica works. Olivia will now bask in her 15 minutes, maybe get a reality show, make a sex tape, and live off her millions for getting fired. Sonofabitch.

It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It!!!

April 17, 2013subwaycreatures

Melissa Bolona won the Beach Bunny model search and graces us on this important day. Happy Hump Day!

Nobody Told Me Florida GC Coach Andy Enfield’s Wife Was A Smoke…

March 29, 2013subwaycreatures

DailyMail: Florida Gulf Coast basketball coach Andy Enfield took to court with his wife and family for his team’s final practice before their historic NCAA tournament match-up tonight. The underdog college shocked the nation earlier this week when they became the first 15th seed to the advance to the Sweet Sixteen stage of the tournament. And Enfield and his wife Amanda- who gave up a modelling career where she starred in ad campaigns for Victoria’s Secret, Armani and Chanel- have taken the media by storm. She was seen holding their son Marcum, whose name is her maiden name, while they watch ‘dad’ at work with his team in the Cowboys stadium in Arlington, Texas. The relatively unknown team will face off their in-state rivals of Florida State University on Friday, which will determine whether they last one more round in the annual tournament. Amanda, 34, says that she has ‘mixed emotions’ about the new wave of attention that she has been granted in light of her husband’s success on the court, but because she already had her brush with modelling fame at an early age, she seems reluctant to pursue a second round. ‘I never expected this. I’m flattered, and I think it’s great, but it’s also kind of crazy to me,’ she said in an interview with USA Today. ‘I guess it’s kind of cool but it’s still a bit surreal to me. ‘I just don’t think I should be the focus at all. The team is the biggest story. The best part is seeing Andy and the players have their dreams actually come true. They are so happy.’

Isn’t it funny the way people get discovered. Like Brent Musbuger is responsible for Katherine Webb’s diving into a pool right now by making a couple of pervy old man comments, Kim Kardashian is famous for getting stabbed by a black dick on camera, and Jenn Sterger got choad pics from Brett Farve after a camera found her in a crowd at a Florida State Seminoles game. Well welcome (or welcome back) to the scene Amanda Marcum! Popped out 3 kids at age 34 and still looks like she could do modeling spreads in the sand of the Caribbean. Not sure how this stooge with the David Letterman gap reeled that in but then again it’s Florida and finding a financially stable male under the age of 65 must be tough. Now someone toss the big dollars at Mrs. Enfield and let’s see if she’s still got it!