Can Someone Please Explain A Double Suicide Tequila Shot To Me

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So call me old but a double suicide tequila shot? Is this what the kids are doing these days? Snort a rail of salt, down a double shot of tequila, and squirt a lemon in your eye…hmmmm. And where does that get me exactly? Shit, in college we used to do “strikeouts” aka “cannonballs” which consisted of taking a bong rip, holding it in while you did a shot of whiskey and chugged a beer, then blew the smoke out. At least each one of those ingredients got you messed up without doing permanent damage to your eyes or nose. Can someone please explain to me what the point of this is? Why not just punch me in the face and we’ll call it a day.

This Diablo III Rant Is The Greatest Venting Session Ever

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Jesus Christ! Error 38 is gonna be Francis’ blood pressure going off the charts topped with an on-camera stroke. Reminded me of myself after the Devils/Rangers game Monday night. The reason I love this is because it’s so genuine and heart felt. I’m just surprised that computer hasn’t given out yet due to excessive amounts of spit on it. This guy and Shoenice are both Youtube gold and seriously need their own reality shows.

Moneyline: What the fuck is number 35?! Shhhhomeone shhhhhot shhhhomebody running the shhhhhervers? Did one of the hamsters get loose?!

New York/New Jersey Braces Itself For EDC

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Remember way back last summer when Hurricane Irene PMS’d her way up the east coast and the whole tri-state area braced itself for a catastrophe? Not sure that will be anything compared to this weekend as every druggie, guido, college kid, club head, hippie, whore, guidette, and piece of Euro-trash from around the world will converge on Electric Daisy Carnival. Starting Friday, the NY/NJ area will see the Perfect Storm of electronic dance music mixed with more drugs than Medellin mixed with the douchiest people to ever walk the Earth. All that being said, I got my tickets…did you?

I better get amazing videos, pictures, and stories from people starting Monday morning! For more info you can check out the event site at http://electricdaisycarnival.com/NewYork/