Trust me, it’s creepy any way you look at it BUT I can definitely see a couple of hot, dumb girls thinking it’s hilarious and taking pictures on this guys lap.
Side note: I’d say there’s a 99% chance this guy is completely naked under that costume.
Author: subwaycreatures
Just A Typical Night Home On The Metro North
Anyone who lives in NYC area knows what it’s like to take the Long Island Rail Road or Metro North home on a Saturday night. This is it–amateur hour. My guess is this was probably over someone stepping on someone’s shoe or looking at someone the wrong way. I guess we can give them credit for not driving drunk though…right?
Guy Attempts A Cliff Jump; Ends Badly
Should’ve listened to the 20 girls at the bottom instead of trying to show off for them, bruh! Try to count how many people have their hands on their heads opposed to swimming out to help this kid.
It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It!!!
Playboy’s Miss May Dani Mathers is helping us all get over the hump today. Happy Hump Day!
And Now For Your WTF Video Of The Week
Just a guy who talks like Hannibal Lecter and walks around with a rooster chained to his dong. Nothing out of the norm for NYC. I’d say it’s a matter of time before we see this guy wandering around the subway!
Jay-Z Attacked By Solange Knowles At The Met Gala
Gawker: According to video obtained by TMZ, Beyoncé’s sister Solange attacked Jay-Z in an elevator at an after-party for last week’s Met Gala. TMZ’s sources said the attack took place at the Standard Hotel, just after the Gala ended. It’s unclear what prompted the attack, but in the video you can see Solange approach Jay-Z—yelling, according to TMZ—before shoving, pushing, and then kicking him as he stands next to Beyoncé. At one point, another man in the elevator, possibly a bodyguard, tries to hold her back but she still gets off one more kick, which a very calm Jay-Z catches. TMZ also notes that the man hits a button in the elevator—possibly to prevent the elevator from opening mid-fight in front of the party.
Welp, I guess this is why you pay for a bodyguard to follow you around all the time–in case your sister in-law decides to go all Jean Claude van Damme on you. What could Jay-Z possibly have done to warrant this? The dude is one of the most calm cool collected people in the world. Whatever it was she didn’t look too happy and I’m sure Christmas at the Knowles residence is gonna be a little weird.
Side note: Shouts to that bodyguard for hitting the elevator button to keep the doors closed.
Elton John Meets System Of A Down Kicks Off The Weekend
This is perfect! Have a great weekend!
Is This Possessed Chick On The Subway Not One Of The Scariest Things You’ve Ever Seen?
Hey, she’s probably just possessed, that’s all! What. The. Fuck?! Note to self–eating Pringles with a ponytail on the subway may trigger zombie-like behaviors from crazy bitches.
Have You Ever Seen A Guy Get Cuckolded Worse Than This Dude?!
Honestly, I don’t even feel bad for this poor Asian. When you get completely cuckolded in front of your girl without words ever being spoken, you deserve to lose her. Who knows, maybe he’s into it but she certainly isn’t putting up much of a fight. Her friend even said she was rooting for the white guy. By the way, this is the biggest power move I’ve ever seen right here:
Excuse me while I literally carry your girl away!
African Man Being Anointed Stops To Answer Phone
Start at the 0:41 mark
There are few times it’s not cool to answer your phone. During sex, at the movies, at a funeral and I’m going to add getting anointed to the list. Can’t shake the Boogeyman when you’re breaking character to take calls during your own exorcism.
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