How about that title, huh?? Obviously I’m not buying that this is real but in the slim chance that it is, here it is.
Category: Funny
Don’t Ever Step On An OG’s Toes While Riding The Subway!
It’s the classic cause of most fights–a guy stepped on another man’s toes. Only this isn’t your everyday reaction because the father from the Friday movies is the one involved and he’s bat shit crazy. Goes from making a scene on the train to starting a ‘Car Wash’ clap. Pretty epic if you ask me.
Side note: Just like Asians have trouble saying words with L’s in them, why can’t black people say ‘ambulance’?
Mexican Metro Passenger Belts Out Gnarls Barkley
I don’t care what anyone says, this guy is 20X better than Cee Lo Green. Yea, the dude is treating the train like he’s at home in the shower but it could be a LOT worse. You could have to listen to this:
Man Blocks Subway Doors; Passenger Get Involved
How annoying are these people? And by ‘these people’ I mean anyone who holds the subway doors when you’re already 10 minutes late for work. I’ve been on trains before where girls block the doors while 4 of their friends are still trying to get through the turnstiles. It’s annoying as hell and there’s pretty much only one way to deal with these people:
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Have You Ever Seen A Guy Get Cuckolded Worse Than This Dude?!
Honestly, I don’t even feel bad for this poor Asian. When you get completely cuckolded in front of your girl without words ever being spoken, you deserve to lose her. Who knows, maybe he’s into it but she certainly isn’t putting up much of a fight. Her friend even said she was rooting for the white guy. By the way, this is the biggest power move I’ve ever seen right here:
Excuse me while I literally carry your girl away!
African Man Being Anointed Stops To Answer Phone
Start at the 0:41 mark
There are few times it’s not cool to answer your phone. During sex, at the movies, at a funeral and I’m going to add getting anointed to the list. Can’t shake the Boogeyman when you’re breaking character to take calls during your own exorcism.
NYC Rat Terrifies Commuters On The A Train
Youtube: A usually boring Monday morning commute to work at Brooklyn was stirred up by this little guy. He joined us at the Fulton street station on the A train going downtown. Someone getting off the train was screaming “RAT on the train!”. But by the time everyone realized what was happening, the doors closed and the train entered the tunnel. We were stuck with him till the other end.
Well I guess that’s one way to snap out of your Monday morning funk than spending $10 on a Starbucks coffee. Imagine the terror on people’s faces when someone yells RAT just as the subway doors close? Pure panic. And this is the A train baby! No switching in between cars on this one.
Side note: Love this lady! It’s like she’s been there and done this a million times with this positioning.
Old Woman Tossed In Street Is Messed Up But I Can’t Stop Laughing
So I came across this last week and showed it to my roommate and he was wondering how I didn’t post it on CSC. It’s definitely fucked up but the noise she makes while getting spun is just too funny to pass on. Just as I went to throw it on here it got yanked off Youtube. Welp, it resurfaced today and here it is. Now what I want to know is–is she enjoying this or not?
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