As Looney Tunes as they come right here. Notice no one acknowledging or saying a word to him. Must be a train full of locals because that’s rule #1 on the subway. Keep your head down and mouth shut!
Category: Funny
I Dare You To Have An Argument With This 3-Year Old
…cause it’s gonna be an uphill battle. Imagine this kid’s parents? Probably 100X worse than him–where do you think he gets it from? Dude sounds like a gay salsa dancer with all those honey listen and hand gestures but at the same time he’s gonna make a great lawyer when he gets older. Deflecting every question and going on random tangents about table cloths and burning butts. It’s cute now but I bet you that shit gets old FAST.
Couldn’t Sum Up My Monday Better
This couldn’t sum up my morning any better. Gotta love Mondays…
Just Your Usual Traffic Stop Plus A Pack Of Wolves
Just thank God we don’t live in an area where this is a problem!
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Principal Calls Parents About Snow Day In Epic Fashion
EliteDaily: The principal of Stephens Elementary School in Kentucky has a great sense of humor, and he likes to make sure the parents of his students are well-aware of the fun he incorporates into his job. This video shows the principal and another official, possibly a teacher, creating a voice message to be sent to the parents of Stephens Elementary informing them that the school will be closed due to snow. But since leaving an ordinary message would be boring, the two deliver the news in the form of a hilariously epic song that makes us all very jealous of the students lucky enough to have a principal like this guy.
My question is how many parents still took their kids to school the next day thinking this was a prank phone call? I know my ass would’ve been standing in front of a locked school door if my mom was taking that call.
This Is The Best Way To Describe Me This Morning
Went to the Super Bowl last night, had a great time, but now paying dearly for it. Watch out this morning!
Nasty: Guy Pukes Brains Out On NYC Subway
This is why you splurge the money for a cab ride home after the bar. Gets you there faster and you don’t have to worry about people filming you puking up your Campbell’s soup dinner.
-Thanks to Patrick for sending this over
Easy Title: Subway Nose Picker
Nothing like a 3 minute video of a girl picking her nose and eating it to start your Friday. Never forget people, breakfast is the most important meal of the day!
How To Know You’re Too Drunk To Get Into The Bar…
When a bouncer tells you that the end of his walkie talkie is a breathalyzer and you blow on it 3 times. Guilty as charged. But why do I get the feeling he still got in?
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