So That Just Happened On ‘Wheel Of Fortune’

 

You know when you just get so fucking excited for something you sound like a drunk asshole but in reality you’re sober as a judge? Pretty sure that’s what happened here. Either that or this guy tried to pull the old ‘let me mumble it since I have no idea how to pronounce that second word’ routine. And how about that silence after the buzzer went off? You could hear a pin drop. My question to you the internet–did this guy get screwed out of a million bucks or is pronouncing the word just part of the game??

 

Just A Shark On The N-Train In NYC Last Night

 

MTA: Around 12:30 am last night, the conductor aboard a Ditmars-bound N train at Queensboro Plaza reported that there was a shark aboard the train in car #8994. The conductor isolated the car and the train proceeded to Ditmars Boulevard terminal. Upon arrival at Ditmars Boulevard, a Train Service Supervisor reported the shark was dead and he placed it in a garbage bag and disposed of it in the trash. The Road Car Inspector on duty at Ditmars Blvd. normalized the car and returned the train to customer service.

 

They weren’t kidding around with this Sharknado 2 thing coming to NYC huh? Imagine getting that call as a train dispatcher? ‘Ahhhh yea dispatch, this is ahhhhh, N-Train 3442 and ahhhhhh, we ahhhhhh, got a shark on board.’ Knowing New Yorkers, dispatch was probably some pissed off black lady like ‘nigga proceed yo ass to Ditmars! We got a schedule to keep!’

Side note: With the disappointment I’m hearing about Shark Week this season, I wouldn’t be surprised if this is the top story next year.

Wanna Feel Better About Yourself Today? Check Out These Ratchets

 

I had to look up what Caribana is and apparently it’s a Toronto Caribbean Carnival. Welp, every carnival needs its clowns and here is a car full. These precious angels pretty much define the word ratchet. Imagine if these girls ever met these guys? Civilization might end as we know it…

 

 

-Thanks to Meghan for this