As Looney Tunes as they come right here. Notice no one acknowledging or saying a word to him. Must be a train full of locals because that’s rule #1 on the subway. Keep your head down and mouth shut!
Denver Man Plays Real Life Grand Theft Auto 5 In Wild Police Chase
Video games are so real nowadays that I had to watch this an extra 10 seconds just to make sure it wasn’t actually GTA 5. But leave it up to Denver people to drive around with car doors unlocked. Guy didn’t even have a gun and managed to snag 3 cars.
It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It!!!
Ay caramba! Leanna Decker, Avi, and Constance Nunes destroying Hump Day!
I Dare You To Have An Argument With This 3-Year Old
…cause it’s gonna be an uphill battle. Imagine this kid’s parents? Probably 100X worse than him–where do you think he gets it from? Dude sounds like a gay salsa dancer with all those honey listen and hand gestures but at the same time he’s gonna make a great lawyer when he gets older. Deflecting every question and going on random tangents about table cloths and burning butts. It’s cute now but I bet you that shit gets old FAST.
Hey, Has Anyone Seen A Malaysian Airplane Around?
I don’t think it’s been since the whole Manti Te’o fiasco that I’ve been so intrigued by a story in the news. Just so many mind blowing facts that keep coming out that makes this story get weirder and weirder. Stolen passports? Passengers phones are still ringing? The Malaysia military tracked the plane an hour after it just fell off radar? Absolutely no sign of debris or oil or ANYTHING? What the fuck, man? And forget talking to people about this. All the sudden everyone is a goddamn aviation expert on missing aircraft and concocting ridiculous theories. I’m actually shocked I didn’t wake up this morning to see the New York Post calling the two Iranian passengers terrorists on the front page of their paper. Everything from aliens, to asteroids, to the show LOST, everyone is collectively putting together the greatest blockbuster film of our era. That being said, 239 people are MIA and that’s not funny. Unfortunately at this point, I think the BEST scenario is that the plane was hijacked and at an abandoned air field right now. But goddamn is this a weird story!
Couldn’t Sum Up My Monday Better
This couldn’t sum up my morning any better. Gotta love Mondays…
Women’s Trampoline Exercise Kicks Off the Weekend
Wait for it…wait for it. Have a great weekend!
Just Your Usual Traffic Stop Plus A Pack Of Wolves
Just thank God we don’t live in an area where this is a problem!
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Here Are Some More Hot Female Olympians Competing In Sochi To Look Out For
So yesterday I posted the hottest female snowboard Olympians competing in Sochi this year. Well here are just a few more in other sports. Probably the ONLY thing that makes me wish I was over in Russia next week.
Tanith Belbin (Ice Dancing – Canada)
Tina Maze (Skiing – Slovenia)
Anna Sidorova (Curling – Russia)
Allison Baver (Speed Skating – USA)
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