When a bouncer tells you that the end of his walkie talkie is a breathalyzer and you blow on it 3 times. Guilty as charged. But why do I get the feeling he still got in?
Possibly One Of The Most Creative Ways To Cock Block A Friend
No one likes to be cock blocked and being the person who does the cock blocking is a total douche move. That being said, this is fuckin’ hilarious. One minute you’re making out with some chick on a huge ant hill and the next you feel like your in the sands of Afghanistan.
Is Your Freezing Day Going Better Than Theirs?
Well…is it??
The Greatest News Blooper Of The Year
Did I say year? I meant EVER. Think this guy still has a job? This face says it all!
UPDATE: It’s a fake…fuckin internet!
In Case You Missed It…
Annnnnnnd we’re back! Took the last 2 weeks off which felt like a month but slowly getting back into the swing of things. What better way to kick off the week than with this gem?
Twerking Around The Ratchet Tree Kicks Off The Weekend
Fuck this Happy Holidays shit. Merry Christmas to all it applies to!
Next Time You Bitch About Being Cold, Be Happy You Don’t Live In These Conditions
It must be instant death stepping outside that door, right? Like that extreme coldness that swept over NYC in Day After Tomorrow. I think she said it best when she said it’s like opening a door to another world. Antarctica…no thanks!
Guy Lives When NYC Subway Train Rolls Over Him
DailyMail: A Bronx man is lucky to be alive after being run over Saturday morning by a subway train. Ralph Mercado, 55, fell onto the northbound tracks just after 11.30am Saturday at Union Square just before an R train pulled into the station. He survived with barely a scratch even though the train rolled directly over him. Mr Mercado was able to roll into the trench between the tracks, which gave him just enough space to evade being crushed by the train. Mr Mercado was soon pulled to safety with only a bruised hand, according to NBC New York. He told officers he jumped down to help a woman who fell, according to the Post, but witnesses told the paper there was no one else on the tracks. The lucky-to-be-alive man was taken to Bellevue Hospital for a psychological evaluation. A total of 145 people have been struck by trains this year in New York. Of those, 52 have died.
Looney Tune alert. Hey pal, remember that non existent woman you jumped onto the tracks to save? Almost cost you your life. Now as always go buy a Mega Millions ticket cause you’re lucky to be alive.
Bully On LA Subway Gets Destroyed By Woman On Stilts
No idea what this fight was over but when a woman wraps her face and hoovers over passengers trying to intimidate them, it’s very hard to feel bad when they are turned into a human punching bag. Thank god Kareem Abdul Jabbar was there to take the situation into her own hands. You see when she walked over and the Asian chick was eye level with her crotch? She musta just been thinking oh no, I weally weally fooked now! When will the bullies learn?
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