How was your commute this morning? Cause this could’ve been yours if you were riding the E train this morning. Madonna blasting, tranny dancing in a tutu–what more do you need to start your week on a shitty note?
A New ‘Best Of Vine’ Compilation Is Here
These are awesome!
Bored? Here’s What You Should Check Out Today
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ThatVideoSite: Aaron Paul Was A Contestant On ‘The Price Is Right’
Gawker: Sheep Protest Anything
Guyism: Browns Fan Streaks Across Field And Beats A Lions Player’s Tackle
Barstool: ARod Was The One To Leak Names About PEDs?
BroBible: Little Leaguer’s Curveball Is NASTY
TheChive: Quite Possibly The Biggest Blob Launch Ever
HuffPost: City Introduces First Ever Sex Drive-In Movie Theater
DeadSpin: Erin Andrews And Charissa Thompson Star In Painfully Bad Video For FOX Sports1
Gothamist: Guy Jerks Off On 7 Train During Early Commute [SFW]
DailyMail: Police Officer Saves Suicidal Woman By Handcuffing Himself To Her
Egotastic!: Sexy Bikini Pics For The Celebrity Twitter Roundup [PHOTOS]
Uproxx: A Video Tribute To Drugs In Movies
WorldWideInterweb: Ultimate Water Slide Fail Compilation
EliteDaily: Hilarious Montage Of Harrison Ford Pointing At Things
Hypervocal: Mother Punches Skateboarder For Running Into Her Son
Here’s Aaron Paul’s Audition Tape For Breaking Bad
Here’s one for all you BB fans out there. No difference between his audition tape and character in the show. Nailed it A-A-ron.
Some Guy Hooked A Semi Automatic BB Gun Up To His Bumper
As cool as this James Bond car is, it’s also a great way to get yourself shot by police. Fuck it, I want one!
Just A Shark On The N-Train In NYC Last Night
MTA: Around 12:30 am last night, the conductor aboard a Ditmars-bound N train at Queensboro Plaza reported that there was a shark aboard the train in car #8994. The conductor isolated the car and the train proceeded to Ditmars Boulevard terminal. Upon arrival at Ditmars Boulevard, a Train Service Supervisor reported the shark was dead and he placed it in a garbage bag and disposed of it in the trash. The Road Car Inspector on duty at Ditmars Blvd. normalized the car and returned the train to customer service.
They weren’t kidding around with this Sharknado 2 thing coming to NYC huh? Imagine getting that call as a train dispatcher? ‘Ahhhh yea dispatch, this is ahhhhh, N-Train 3442 and ahhhhhh, we ahhhhhh, got a shark on board.’ Knowing New Yorkers, dispatch was probably some pissed off black lady like ‘nigga proceed yo ass to Ditmars! We got a schedule to keep!’
Side note: With the disappointment I’m hearing about Shark Week this season, I wouldn’t be surprised if this is the top story next year.
Wanna Feel Better About Yourself Today? Check Out These Ratchets
I had to look up what Caribana is and apparently it’s a Toronto Caribbean Carnival. Welp, every carnival needs its clowns and here is a car full. These precious angels pretty much define the word ratchet. Imagine if these girls ever met these guys? Civilization might end as we know it…
-Thanks to Meghan for this
The New York Jets Will Now Organize Their Own J-E-T-S Chant
The Jet Press: Remember our buddy, Fireman Ed? Well it doesn’t look like he is planning on returning for the 2013 season. The Jets are actually planning a way to replace him. And it’s a little bit crazy. The Jets organization has taken it upon itself to take the famous “J-E-T-S” chant, and, instead of letting the fans do it naturally, converted it into an organized event. The letters will be done by designed sections.
How do you know football season is right around the corner? No, not because you might have a fantasy football draft coming up on your calendar–because the Jets are in the headlines for off the field reasons a month before their first game. Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with players (yet) and more about how management is organizing the new J-E-T-S chant. Last season Fireman Ed quit on his team because of the “verbal abuse” he was taking for wearing a Sanchez jersey and instead of putting on a throwback Namath, he decided to call it quits. That’s when one guy in the Jets weekly Monday morning meeting sarcastically said let’s divide the stadium into 4 sections and have the fans do the chant themselves. His boss shot a look over and said that’s the greatest idea I’ve ever heard! Let’s put that on a memo to all of our season ticket holders so they know by our first home game! As if Jets fans didn’t have enough to be embarrassed about, now they have to deal with this shit. It’s getting to the point where I almost feel bad…ALMOST.
Under/over of a J-E-T-S chant every home game counting the kickoff = 2.5
This Shark Photo Is All The Rage On The Interweb Right Now
OddStuff: A picture of a fisherman inside a shark, stabbing it to fight his way out, has been declared photo of the year by an Australian radio station. The Gippsland, Victoria fisherman caught the shark, gutted it, and hopped inside. He forced his tattooed arm through the gills and pretended to stab it in the head. A mate took the picture to celebrate the catch and it was hung in the Metung Hotel, which the fisherman’s friend managed. Tourists at the hotel were told he was actually eaten and able to save himself, and staff members tell them he survived, and “is standing right behind you”. The fisherman would be there, tattoos showing. The picture was sent to Melbourne radio show 3AW, and its hosts said it was an amazing snap, and dubbed it “picture of the year”.
Kinda ironic with the previous post being Ghost Shark and then this shit pops up, huh? How dumb are people to think this is a real picture? Like come on, a guy is swallowed whole holding a knife and cuts his way out? It’s a shark, not an anaconda. That thing would chew the fuck outta that guy. And spare me the tears with the ‘this is disrespectful’ shit. They caught the shark for food and ate it which is completely fine in my book. What they do with the carcass is on them.
‘Ghost Shark’ Coming In Hot; Yes Another SyFy Shark Movie
After explaining to my family over the vacation that Sharknado is a real movie, the first question from my mom was ‘why’? Why the hell not mom!? You got sharks and you got tornadoes. Combine the two with horrible acting and you have a movie so bad that it’s actually hard not to watch. Enter Ghost Shark. Now mind you there’s not the destruction of tornadoes involved but come on–a shark that’s a ghost that appears in your bath tub to eat you?? Sign me up. I’ll fuck with this.
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