Tag: sexy

Question Of The Day: Would You Bang A Chick Who Literally Looked Like A Doll?

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Yes, this chick who makes Heidi Montag look normal really exists. Now the question is, would you?

After thinking long and hard about it for 2 seconds I’m going with yes. I know it’s creepy as shit since she really looks like a doll but in the end, she does have a pulse right? The thing I’m curious about is do the doll features come with it? Like dolls don’t talk or make noise and they don’t move unless you actually make them move. That might be a deal breaker. Nothing worse than a dead fish in the sack and I don’t know that I would be up for all that work. If anything, would make a great story to tell your friends.

Side note: I know all we’re talking about here is P in V, but imagine bringing this shit home to Mom?

Woman Gets Naked On Argentina’s Dancing With The Stars [NSFW!!]

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Wow, how Argentina is different from the U.S. I mean I’ve seen less in pornos on the internet and this is airing on TV for anyone to see down in South America. Probably a family sitting on a couch, eating popcorn, waiting for the big dance finale and next thing they know they are giving their kids an anatomy lesson. We all get uptight when there is a nipple slip or even Lady Gaga wearing some kind of see-through top and this chick is all out head to toe naked by the time Beyonce is done singing. Just shows how two countries can be on completely two different levels. Love it and someone please buy me tickets to the next show!