Funny – Page 9 – SubwayCreatures

As most of us know, tonight marks the end of ‘The Office’ which saddens me to say. Personally, I felt like it was never the same after Michael Scott left but nevertheless the show was one of the most successful, hilarious TV shows ever. In honor of the finale, BroBible posted a few clips of Jim and Dwight’s antics which put a smile on my face so I needed to repost. Enjoy!

The Long Awaited Trampoline Fail Compilation Is Here

May 15, 2013subwaycreatures

How Bad Do You Want To Do This To The People Who Hold The Subway Doors?

May 3, 2013subwaycreatures

Stand clear of the closing doors motherfucker! Can’t tell you how many times I’ve wanted to do this in the subway going somewhere. Chick barely gets on the train as the doors close and she stands there holding them while her friends are taking their damn time swiping their cards through the turnstile. Problem is usually it’s the ratchiest of the ratchet chicks that pull this shit who would absolutely kick my ass. The other problem is that even if I punted the chick off the train, the doors would probably fling back open and stay open. Why can’t the trains just leave anyway?

Two Older People Smoke A Joint On No Other Train Than The J Line In NYC

May 2, 2013subwaycreatures

Ah yes, the good ol’ J train. I believe that’s the subway line that starts at the devil’s taint, makes stops in third world countries such as Afghanistan and North Korea, and then somehow ends up in lower Manhattan. Always something to see as apparent by this video. No one to tell these old folks otherwise and it looks like no one even cares. And thank you Prince Nasty and Nego Yams for that thrilling commentary and vertical video.

Side note: Is there anything more dirty and risky than sharing a joint with a bum on the subway?

Asian Guy Discreetly Indiscreetly Gets Head On Subway

April 22, 2013April 22, 2013subwaycreatures

C’mon dude like we don’t know what’s going on here. The dead giveaway is your O-face every 5 seconds, not to mention the repositioning of the jacket. I wonder how much of that book he was reading at the moment he could actually tell you about.

-Thanks to Meghan for this

‘Worry About Yourself’ Girl Is The Epitome Of Every Future House Wife

April 18, 2013subwaycreatures

Remember Stu’s wife from The Hangover? This was her when she was 3-years old. A demanding, controlling, manipulative bitch. Sure, it’s cute and funny right now but when Rose grows up her husband will be driving around ready to put a revolver in his mouth while she continuously tells him to just drive and worry about himself.