Category: Sexy

Please Accept This Apology (NSFWish)

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First, I just want to apologize for posting the Kony 2012 video this morning. The only rule I ever had before I made this website was that I would always keep all politics out of it. Yes, it’s an atrocity what is going on in Uganda and it’s always sad when children are involved but here’s the thing. After talking about it with a bunch of people, I agree that you can’t watch one Youtube video and think you understand all the facts about what’s going on over there. Yes, the video is powerful and moving but it’s also only one source that we’re getting the information from. The charity group Invisible Children apparently has been under scrutiny for not providing certain information to the Better Business Bureau and has been called shady by many professionals. I’m not saying they mean wrong or that this whole thing is a scam, I’m just saying know ALL the facts. If you’re more interested read this or this.

Now, I’m not sure how I make up for it but I did come across this video which might be a start. Maybe some women can tell me A) how this is comfortable B) What the point of even wearing pants at this point is. Either way I’m pretty sure this defies the laws of science.

Watch Kate Upton Lie Like A Politician About Mark Sanchez

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Get used to it Kate, you’re in the spotlight now. You’re gonna get grilled like this all the time about every move you make. But nice recovery with the whole sister thing. If you want it to go away, just tell everyone you got rung out like a dish towel by Mark Sanchez and all will be forgotten.

But honestly, how is this chick only 19? Someone please test her for PEDs.

Is The ‘Yoga Pants Pageant’ One Of The Greatest Things To Happen To Man?

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Let’s break this down, shall we?

First off, let’s rate these chicks in order of hotness. Starting from left to right I got 3,2,1,4,5

Best actual yoga position:

Best improvised yoga position:

Best improvised yoga position name: The “Come On In”

Best answer given: Pretend you have Courtney Stodden and Spencer Pratt tied up and gagged with a pistol and only one bullet. Which one would you kill and why? 

“I believe I would put them back to back and go for the neck and kill them both.” (Perfect answer)

Who looked best in yoga pants:

Yes, Unfortunately They Still Do The Pantless Subway Ride

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Got a text from MillerTime Saturday reminding me to document the ‘Pantless Subway Ride’ on Sunday. I said thanks for the reminder and said good call but there was absolutely no way I was going there. Not because the Giants were on TV winning the first ever playoff game in the new Giants Stadium, but because if you’ve ever seen the people who participate in this event you would stay home that day too. It’s rarely hot chicks wearing lingerie or sexy underwear. It’s always fat, ugly, hairy people who sprawl out on the subway trains and make you feel awkward as hell.

I also never understood how people could feel comfortable riding the trains like that in the first place. Put the cold weather aside for a second and think about all the disgusting things you’ve ever seen happen on the subway and these people only have a thin layer of cotton separating their bare skin from those surfaces. Some don’t even have that. The only thing I will thank them for is that they did it on a Sunday when the rest of America was watching football and I hope they all took bleach showers when they got home.

Ever Have One Of These Nights?

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Look, we’ve all been there, some more recently than others. Drunk to the point where you’re trying to figure out where you are, you don’t know who the people around you are, your ass is out for everyone to see, and just when you’re laying down to what you think is your bed, you get bucked onto the ground with flash bulbs going off around you. All the cowboys in this place musta heard “cha-ching” as soon as this chick hit the floor.

Side note: Props to the guy with the upskirt shot. I’m kinda scared to know what that pic looks like after seeing this face.