"People watch from the safety of your phone"
Must be the Molly! Give him milk! What??? Guy couldn’t be more off. There are two things that make people act this way and Molly is not one of them. PCP or bath salts. Now throw bath salts into Molly and yes, you’ll probably be crab walking across the street in Philly but otherwise you’re just blatantly making things up.
Side note: Why can’t black people say the word ambulance? That blows my mind.
Is it real? I dunno. Ever since Kimmel I’ve lost all faith in the internet. Either way it’s pretty awesome.
Pretty sure they need to name the street after this guy cause he was owning it! Have a safe weekend!
Always wanted to attend one of these kinds of churches just for the entertainment factor alone. Not religious at all but shit like this puts people’s asses in seats. Now just work on changing the day so I don’t have to miss NFL Sunday!
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So ESPN is now reporting that both the Giants and the Jets invited this kid to work out for them this week. After David Wilson’s fumbling problems and the Jets non existent run game, both teams felt they would have a better chance in week 2 with this kid in the backfield. More to come on this developing story.
UPDATE: The little bastard turned both teams down
Would You Rather…
Live in an underground bunker for 10 years with a complete stranger of the same sex. You get TV with cable and internet plus your own room but you cannot have any other access to the outside world, including family (also social media and email are blocked)
OR
Live in a maximum security prison for 5 years and you are allowed 1 visitor a week plus 2 hours outside everyday but no TV or internet?
We’re almost there folks! Enjoy.
-Thanks to Lance for this
People close to me know how much I HATE public transportation and more specifically the bus–this is why. Nothing but drunks and people looking for trouble. The lady in the back said it best. I wanna get home to see my kids. I wish I was drunk! I hear ya lady, I hear ya!
New Yorkers have absolutely no shame. You miss arms day at the gym, eh, no problem. I’ll get it on the subway!
Side note: How scared did the cameraman get when this dude looked over. He shut it down quick.
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