Little Albert here isn’t even old enough to get a hard on but he can still make ya booty pop. Have a safe weekend everyone!
This Guy ALMOST Makes Me Want To Be Blind
Almost is the key word here. Still no sense I’d rather have more than sight.
Kids Pull Prank On Dad By Shocking Him With Car Battery
Hence why I won’t be having kids. These little bastards pulled that shit on me and I would hook up that car battery directly to their tongues. I’m not gonna lie though, pretty funny shit!
BASE Jump Goes Wrong In Russia
I don’t know what this site is turning into. Yesterday a guy in the subway gets fried on the third rail and today we have a BASE jumper’s parachute not open. One of the few things that Russians are good at are having 0 emotion for anything and this cameraman nailed it!
And Now For Your WTF Video Of The Week
This has got to be one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen because it’s not even a movie…it’s real life.
Man Gets Electrocuted By 3rd Rail In NYC Subway [Warning Graphic]
Why isn’t anyone doing anything? Um, cause the dude is drunk, sitting in a puddle of water, on train tracks, with his head propped up on the third rail. But by all means go down there and lend a brotha a hand.
Side note: Not sure of the outcome of this but when your head resembles a marshmallow at a camp fire, it can’t be good.
Take A Look At These Hot Celebrities When They Were Teens
Obviously most super stars don’t come out of their mothers looking like A-list supermodels and as evidence shows, some even take the ugly duckling route. Take a look at how these 20 celebs blossomed into what you see today.
via: FratStars/EliteDaily
When Keeping It Real With Fireworks Goes Wrong!
Sometimes your fireworks are a dud, sometimes they resemble what it would be like living in Iraq. Either way be careful tonight and tomorrow…or don’t and record it and send it to me (just kidding, not really). Happy 4th of July!
Fat Chick Ruins The Trampoline For Everyone
To add insult to injury, she was slapped in the face with her own fat when she fell through the bottom.
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