Month: March 2012

Crazy Chick Punches Drunk Guy On Boston Subway

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These are the kind of people I avoid at all costs on the subway. Did you not hear that crazy’s laugh? I just keep my earphones in and my extremities away from their pets. Cause if you don’t, it’s t-minus 5 seconds until you get a beat down in front of the whole train. I’m a little curious how the camera guy didn’t see this coming though. You have a psychotic bitch telling everyone that she’s going to punch this guy and to even take videos of it. Not really sure where the shock came into play. And next time how bout you tell everyone you’re sending your video right to CitySubwayCreatures instead!

Side note: How scary of a feeling must that be if you’re that guy and you actually hear this bitch start counting down?

Teens Try To Emulate ‘Project X’ Party; Cause $100,000 Of Damage

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So I’m hoping my St. Patty’s Day party doesn’t turn out this way on Saturday but I’m starting to feel as if it might. Us Irish get whiskey in us and all the sudden it’s a combination of Wrestle Mania and Animal House. If I wake up and there’s $100,000 worth of damage to my house I’m gonna be really pissed. I’ll probably go back to sleep, but I’ll be really pissed.

Jennifer Poops At The Parties

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It must be so hard for foreigners to adapt to our figure of speech. Just when you think you’ve nailed the language, someone goes and calls Jennifer a party pooper and poor Sven thinks she’s literally shitting all over the place to entertain everyone. Must be so confusing. I wonder what would happen if you called someone a “jerk off” in front of this guy?

– Thanks for the clip Monty