"People watch from the safety of your phone"
I couldn’t tell you the first thing about Cricket and it looks as boring as baseball, but watching a guy take an 86 MPH heater to the nuts is always good entertainment. Where the hell are the fans and why can you hear everything like we’re on the 18th hole of Augusta…so many questions. Gotta love Rick Vaughn’s comment to the batter. “It must have hurt but I’m not saying sorry.” Love that guy.
This is one hell of a love/hate relationship. One second they are making out like high school kids and the next she’s slapping the poor Giving Tree like he let 3 other chicks swing from him. The sad part here is that there’s a music festival going on and there’s a musician trying to compete with a looney toon sucking face with a palm tree. No contest. The side shows are always better than the circus!
I’m not talking about the octopus lady from The Little Mermaid on the left…I’m talking about the one on the right. Something mesmerizing about her technique that made me think she’s been doing this for years. Summer Olympics could use a pick-me-up so why not Smokeshow Split Racing? I’d watch.
VIENNA (Reuters) – An unemployed Austrian man sawed his foot off, apparently to avoid being found fit to go back to work. Hours before an appointment on Monday for the labor office to check on his health, the 56-year-old man held his left leg against an electric saw in his home workshop and severed his foot just above the ankle, Austrian broadcaster ORF reported. Bleeding profusely, the man from the province of Styria then threw the foot into an oven, hobbled to his garage and called an ambulance. An emergency operation was unable to reattach the foot, ORF said.
I completely understand where this guy is coming from right now. I can’t find the motivation to do ANYTHING right now and by God if I had a sharp object to my avail, I would definitely take a limb to get a sick day. Probably not a foot but losing a digit wouldn’t be that bad.
It always pisses me off when I’m stuck in traffic and motorcycles get to creep right thru like a game of Frogger. I’m sure that’s what’s going on here and the lady couldn’t take it anymore so she had some choice words for this guy. I dunno what he’s all bent outta shape for? He doesn’t have to sit in the traffic and coulda been on his merry way but instead has to kick the one van with the psycho soccer mom in the driver’s seat.
Pretty sure this guy shoulda been dead about 3 different times but that has to be the worst feeling for this chick when she rams a parked car only to find him still pounding on her window.
The birthday boy will never look at DC Comics the same again. Have a safe weekend everyone!
Holyyyyyy shit! This piece of gold hit the white trash trifecta on the nose! Facial tattoos, half naked people, and swearing grandmas with no teeth. Simply amazing! The sounds that come out of this old bags mouth are just horrifying. At one point she sounded like a 1 week old baby crying and the next she was coughing like she had been working in a mine for 30 years. And those teeth didn’t fall out on accident! That gummy bear went into panic mode and evacuated everything in her mouth as quickly as she could.
Supposedly, this grandma is 60-years old and I’m not at all surprised that she looks 85. That’s what 45 years of drinking, smoking, and drugs will do to the human body. Sorry grandma, you do not get $50 and get those chiclets off the floor before the dog comes and buries them in the backyard.
So by now, unless you live on Mars, you’ve heard the story about Trayvon Martin who was walking down the street with a bag of Skittles and was shot to death by a neighborhood watch looney. So now Geraldo Rivera is coming out and saying that this would have never happened if he wasn’t wearing a hoodie and that parents should not let their kids leave home wearing them.
Listen Riv, not for nothing but check the mirror. Whoever told you leaving home with that ridiculous mustache was a great idea should be locked up cause if I saw you walking on the street, I would 110% mistake you for a pedophile and probably shoot you on spot. Only difference is that I’m pretty sure I’d get away with it cause no one would give a shit. Plant some pics of me as a kid running around in my underwear on ya and get the hell outta there. Open and shut case!
Both of these girls are absolutely killing it right now and I don’t even have words to explain it. Hopefully they speed up your Friday! Enjoy…
Picked this up on The Stool and I love every second of it. I mean a simple prank that is completely harmless and absolutely humiliates Kim. Play it off however you want by telling awful jokes about makeup, but we all know inside there is a volcano that is about to erupt behind the scenes. “Luckily she didn’t get me too bad.” From what I can tell, I don’t think she coulda more accurate.
Side note: Why is the chick in the background of this pic reacting like she just watched JFK’s head get blown off? It’s flour hunny.
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