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Month: May 2013
Little Jamaican Kid Tells Off Babysitter In Rant Of The Day
By the end of this clip I’m 99% sure that was a 30 year old midget holding a bottle. Kid nailed the hand gestures and I have no idea what was being said but I definitely caught a ‘you’re a mother fucker’ in there. Future of the world looks bright!
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Kai The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker Is Now Wanted In NJ For Murder
ABC: CLARK, N.J. Authorities in Union County have issued an arrest warrant for internet celebrity “Kai the hatchet wielding hitchhiker” in the murder of Joseph Galfy, Jr. in Clark, New Jersey. The suspect is identified as Caleb Lawrence McGillvary, a 34-year-old Internet celebrity and is well known on Facebook and YouTube as “Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker.” McGillvary is homeless but considers himself “homefree” and relies on the generosity of strangers for food, lodging and transportation. He is also known as Kai Lawrence, Caleb Kai Lawrence and Kai Nicodemus. The victim, Joseph Galfy, was found inside his home on Starlite Drive on May 13, 2013 after officers received a call to check on his well-being. An autopsy performed the following day determined that Galfy died as a result of blunt force trauma, said Union County Prosecutor Theodore J. Romankow. Based on the investigation, authorities know that McGillvary has cut his hair in an attempt to alter his appearance. He was last seen at a light rail station in Haddonfield, N.J. area, said Romankow. He is considered to be armed and dangerous. The Union County Homicide Task Force is working with local, state, and Federal officials to locate McGillvary. He is charged with murder in Union County and bail has been set at $3 million by Superior Court Judge Stuart Peim. Anyone with information regarding McGillvary is urged to contact Union County Crime Stoppers. A reward of up to $5,000 is being offered in the case.
Remember this guy a little while back? You HAD to know there was something crazy going on in his head just from his interview. Well apparently Kai has hitchhiked his way across the country into our backyard, killed a guy, and running on the loose. Once again, something out of a Hollywood movie. I think it might be time to go back to that story of him with the hatchet and reexamine the case because there’s a chance there’s a little more to uncover based on his current situation. Keep an eye out for a guy who looks homeless and talks like he just got off a surfboard. There’s something about the nickname Kai the hatchet wielding hitchhiking murderer that sounds more accurate now.
UPDATE: This was posted on Kai’s Facebook. I know, I know how crazy that even homeless people have Facebook! In all seriousness though this story just got juicier (no pun intended)!
In Honor Of The Finale, Here Are Some Of The Best Jim & Dwight Moments From ‘The Office’
As most of us know, tonight marks the end of ‘The Office’ which saddens me to say. Personally, I felt like it was never the same after Michael Scott left but nevertheless the show was one of the most successful, hilarious TV shows ever. In honor of the finale, BroBible posted a few clips of Jim and Dwight’s antics which put a smile on my face so I needed to repost. Enjoy!
Would You Rather…
You are 35 years old and have the ability to know that you will die at age 60 in a terrible car accident (there’s nothing you can do to change this).
Would you rather…
Have the ability to erase the age/cause of death but lose the ability to know the fate of your future (could die earlier, could die later and cause of death could be better or worse)
OR
Just live your life to the fullest knowing at age 60 you will die in a terrible car accident?
Olivia Sprauer, AKA Victoria James, Is The Teacher Who Got Fired For Being Too Hot [NSFWish PHOTOS]
HuffPost: Two weeks ago, Olivia Sprauer was a freshman English teacher at Florida’s Martin County High School. Now she’s being courted by lingerie companies, trade shows and Hustler magazine. It all started when Sprauer, who models under the name Victoria James, was forced to resign after the principal obtained one of the 26-year-old’s bikini photos. Sprauer told The Huffington Post on Monday that parents and students upset over her resignation sent in anonymous complaints to local media. The story went viral after it was picked up by HuffPost and other outlets. Now, Sprauer is busy trying to cash in on her newfound notoriety. “It blows my mind,” Sprauer told HuffPost. “No way did I think the story would be as big as it was. Someone sent me a story about me in Greek. It’s bizarre.” Sprauer has also gotten words of encouragement from some of her former students via her social media accounts. “They are happy and excited for me,” Sprauer said. The Florida resident said she’s upped her hourly rate for modeling gigs and has been hit with a slew of job opportunities, including the aforementioned Hustler magazine offer, which she said she plans to respectfully decline. “I don’t do spread-eagle shots for the camera, so I don’t think Hustler is going to work out,” she said. But Sprauer also said she has started doing more nude work since she left her teaching job and she’d like to do a shoot with Playboy. She’s also set to launch a new website, MissVictoriaJames.com, in the next week. The extra attention hasn’t been all good for the English major turned viral star. “Unfortunately, I have been contacted by some shady people I’ve worked with who are trying to make a name for themselves by attempting to malign my reputation,” Sprauer said, declining to be more specific. But, “for the most part,” Sprauer said, her time in the spotlight has been a positive experience. “It’s not like I’m not enjoying it,” she said. “I’m just trying to handle it all.”
Holy smokes! I would certainly fail English in that class if this was my teacher cause no way in hell I would be able to pay attention. You know this is the way ‘Merica works. Olivia will now bask in her 15 minutes, maybe get a reality show, make a sex tape, and live off her millions for getting fired. Sonofabitch.
Subway Fight Leads To One Guy Spitting Blood
Talk is cheap and can only get you so far as we learned from this video. Both times the white dude came at this guy he had him up against the ropes spitting blood. Do people really still say you hit like my moms? I thought that was a middle school thing but then again should we expect anything less from two guys fighting on a subway train?
How Bad Do You Want To Do This To The People Who Hold The Subway Doors?
Stand clear of the closing doors motherfucker! Can’t tell you how many times I’ve wanted to do this in the subway going somewhere. Chick barely gets on the train as the doors close and she stands there holding them while her friends are taking their damn time swiping their cards through the turnstile. Problem is usually it’s the ratchiest of the ratchet chicks that pull this shit who would absolutely kick my ass. The other problem is that even if I punted the chick off the train, the doors would probably fling back open and stay open. Why can’t the trains just leave anyway?
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