Man Gets Electrocuted By 3rd Rail In NYC Subway [Warning Graphic]

 

Why isn’t anyone doing anything? Um, cause the dude is drunk, sitting in a puddle of water, on train tracks, with his head propped up on the third rail. But by all means go down there and lend a brotha a hand.

Side note: Not sure of the outcome of this but when your head resembles a marshmallow at a camp fire, it can’t be good.

Man Crashes Car, Strips Naked, And Carjacks Others

 

Victims first answer, bath salts. That’s what the media has done to us. Bath salts and zombies. I’ve seen the movie “Falling Down” and maybe this guy was just having one of those days. Either way Arizona is gonna throw the book at him and Sheriff Arpaio will have him in a pink jump suit slaving away in the desert sun.

Man Arrested For Having Sex With Teddy Bear…For The 4th Time

Cincinnati, Ohio (The Weekly Vice) – Charles Marshall, a 28-year-old Cincinnati man was jailed Wednesday after he was allegedly caught having sex with a teddy bear in a public place. The arrest marks the fourth time he has been arrested for the same charge. According to Cincinnati Police, Marshall was apprehended near the Elm Street Health Clinic after employees spotted him masturbating with a teddy bear in an alley and called police. When officers arrived, he was still masturbating with the bear. Investigators say this is the fourth time Marshall had been arrested for similar charges since 2010. In the past, he had received short stays in prison and was ordered to pay small fines. In 2010, we was ordered to stay away from all public libraries in Hamilton County, Ohio after a witness saw him masturbating with a stuffed animal in a public restroom. He was arrested again in 2010 and in 2011. It is unclear whether Marshall used the same teddy bear on every occasion. Marshall was booked into jail and charged with engaging in public indecency and disorderly conduct.
Every once in a while a stuffed animal will come along that will catch your eye and you know right then and there that you have to bang it. After all, it’s love at first sight. Well, not really but that’s the world Charles Marshall is living in. The movie ‘TED’ must be like hardcore porn for this dude!