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Kai The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker Is Now Wanted In NJ For Murder

May 16, 2013May 16, 2013subwaycreatures

ABC: CLARK, N.J. Authorities in Union County have issued an arrest warrant for internet celebrity “Kai the hatchet wielding hitchhiker” in the murder of Joseph Galfy, Jr. in Clark, New Jersey. The suspect is identified as Caleb Lawrence McGillvary, a 34-year-old Internet celebrity and is well known on Facebook and YouTube as “Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker.” McGillvary is homeless but considers himself “homefree” and relies on the generosity of strangers for food, lodging and transportation. He is also known as Kai Lawrence, Caleb Kai Lawrence and Kai Nicodemus. The victim, Joseph Galfy, was found inside his home on Starlite Drive on May 13, 2013 after officers received a call to check on his well-being. An autopsy performed the following day determined that Galfy died as a result of blunt force trauma, said Union County Prosecutor Theodore J. Romankow. Based on the investigation, authorities know that McGillvary has cut his hair in an attempt to alter his appearance. He was last seen at a light rail station in Haddonfield, N.J. area, said Romankow. He is considered to be armed and dangerous. The Union County Homicide Task Force is working with local, state, and Federal officials to locate McGillvary. He is charged with murder in Union County and bail has been set at $3 million by Superior Court Judge Stuart Peim. Anyone with information regarding McGillvary is urged to contact Union County Crime Stoppers. A reward of up to $5,000 is being offered in the case.

Remember this guy a little while back? You HAD to know there was something crazy going on in his head just from his interview. Well apparently Kai has hitchhiked his way across the country into our backyard, killed a guy, and running on the loose. Once again, something out of a Hollywood movie. I think it might be time to go back to that story of him with the hatchet and reexamine the case because there’s a chance there’s a little more to uncover based on his current situation. Keep an eye out for a guy who looks homeless and talks like he just got off a surfboard. There’s something about the nickname Kai the hatchet wielding hitchhiking murderer that sounds more accurate now.

UPDATE: This was posted on Kai’s Facebook. I know, I know how crazy that even homeless people have Facebook! In all seriousness though this story just got juicier (no pun intended)!

Olivia Sprauer, AKA Victoria James, Is The Teacher Who Got Fired For Being Too Hot [NSFWish PHOTOS]

May 15, 2013subwaycreatures

HuffPost: Two weeks ago, Olivia Sprauer was a freshman English teacher at Florida’s Martin County High School. Now she’s being courted by lingerie companies, trade shows and Hustler magazine. It all started when Sprauer, who models under the name Victoria James, was forced to resign after the principal obtained one of the 26-year-old’s bikini photos. Sprauer told The Huffington Post on Monday that parents and students upset over her resignation sent in anonymous complaints to local media. The story went viral after it was picked up by HuffPost and other outlets. Now, Sprauer is busy trying to cash in on her newfound notoriety. “It blows my mind,” Sprauer told HuffPost. “No way did I think the story would be as big as it was. Someone sent me a story about me in Greek. It’s bizarre.” Sprauer has also gotten words of encouragement from some of her former students via her social media accounts. “They are happy and excited for me,” Sprauer said. The Florida resident said she’s upped her hourly rate for modeling gigs and has been hit with a slew of job opportunities, including the aforementioned Hustler magazine offer, which she said she plans to respectfully decline. “I don’t do spread-eagle shots for the camera, so I don’t think Hustler is going to work out,” she said. But Sprauer also said she has started doing more nude work since she left her teaching job and she’d like to do a shoot with Playboy. She’s also set to launch a new website, MissVictoriaJames.com, in the next week. The extra attention hasn’t been all good for the English major turned viral star. “Unfortunately, I have been contacted by some shady people I’ve worked with who are trying to make a name for themselves by attempting to malign my reputation,” Sprauer said, declining to be more specific. But, “for the most part,” Sprauer said, her time in the spotlight has been a positive experience. “It’s not like I’m not enjoying it,” she said. “I’m just trying to handle it all.”

Holy smokes! I would certainly fail English in that class if this was my teacher cause no way in hell I would be able to pay attention. You know this is the way ‘Merica works. Olivia will now bask in her 15 minutes, maybe get a reality show, make a sex tape, and live off her millions for getting fired. Sonofabitch.

Passenger Train Comes Face To Face With Freighter Train On Same Track

April 29, 2013subwaycreatures

DailyMail: The terrifying moment in which a head-on collision between a passenger train and a freighter was only narrowly avoided, has been captured on camera, preserving the memory of the lucky escape forever for those involved. The spine-tingling incident occurred in Ontario, Canada where a full speed VIA train carrying commuters between Ottawa, Montreal and Toronto, met a stationary freight train in its path. Footage captured by a nearby spectator, shows the engineer of the passenger train jumping out of the locomotive cab in a bid to save his own life before the inevitable crash.

Don’t train conductors have the same ‘going down with the boat’ policy as ship captains? Guess not. Bailing on the train when you’re responsible for all those people in the back seems like a pretty pussy way to handle this situation but when you’re going nose to nose with a freighter train then it might be another story so I dunno. Could make for a good ‘Would You Rather’ on Thursday…

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Kim Kardashian Thought She Miscarried; Told To Stay Out Of The Gym…Uh Oh

March 7, 2013subwaycreatures

DailyMail: A source told the New York Post: ‘Kim started feeling ill on the plane from Paris, and called friends as soon as she landed. ‘She was rushed to her doctor Tuesday night in tears. She thought she was having a miscarriage.’ Kim is then thought to have been discharged from the doctors at around 12.30am on Wednesday morning, after the doctor reassured her that both she and her baby were fine. However, Kim’s physician is said to have told the reality star to have slowed down with the amount of exercise she is doing. Alongside celebrity favorite trainer Tracy Anderson, Kim is believed to be working out seven days a week in a bid to keep the pregnancy weight gain under control. The source added: ‘Kim’s not respecting her pregnancy. She’s running around, working out seven days a week. ‘She’s working with two different trainers to control her weight, including Tracy Anderson and a pregnancy trainer.’ Kim previously said that while she has been working out to maintain her daily exercise regime, she knows she is going to pile on the pounds during her pregnancy. While discussing her pregnancy weight, Kim told Cosmopolitan magazine earlier this month: ”I’ll definitely be up there.’ And Kim is already struggling to accept her growing curves, with reports that her bra size has increased by four cup sizes since she fell pregnant. A source told Britain’s Heat magazine: ‘Kim loves her curves, but she’s upset that nothing in her wardrobe fits her any more.’ Kim and Kanye’s baby was conceived during a surprise trip to Italy in October.

God I love this. Not the miscarriage thing cause I wouldn’t wish that upon anyone other than maybe Casey Anthony but the fact that Kim is turning into a Thanksgiving Day float and she knows it! What’s the bigger challenge here, Kim keeping the weight off or keeping Kanye faithful? This dude must come home, walk into his bedroom and just go COT-DAMN! We all know that they will be the worst parents ever since I’m still not entirely sure whose ego is bigger but watching them go through these “hard times” is entertaining to say the least. I guess this explains why Kanye goes on stage, screams into the mic, and then spikes it off the ground. He’s having a baby with an Orca.

The Sinkhole That Swallowed A Man In Florida Got Filled In Today With Him Still In It

March 6, 2013subwaycreatures

So as I’ve said before, sinkholes must be one of the scariest natural disasters out there. One minute you’re sleeping in your bed and the next the ground opens up under you and you’re free falling 60 feet into a black hole with your house coming down on top of you. They couldn’t even recover this guy’s body because it was too dangerous to find. Just fill in the hole with crushed rock, level his house, and throw a tombstone over it. So supposedly now Florida is in sinkhole season? This is a thing? Like more of these are to come?? Between constant sinkholes, tornadoes, hurricanes, and old people–what is the appeal of this place?

The Giant Rat Problem In Iran Is Big Enough To Combat With Snipers

March 5, 2013subwaycreatures

HuffPost: Although Tehran has had a decades-long struggle with rats, its rodent problem seems to have grown to epic proportions as of late. Giant rats that have been flushed out of their nests by melting snow are the focus of a renewed extermination effort in the Iranian capital, according to several reports. Some of the rodents reportedly weigh as much as 11 pounds. The International Business Times quoted Tehran city council environment adviser Ismail Kahram, who told Iranian news website Qudsonline.ir that the rats “seem to have had a genetic mutation, probably as a result of radiations and the chemical used on them.” “They are now bigger and look different. These are changes that normally take millions of years of evolution. They have jumped from 60 grams to five kilos, and cats are now smaller than them,” Kahram said, according to the outlet. Regardless of size, Tehran is reportedly ramping up its response to the rodents. Apparently a team of army snipers is now hunting the rats by night, using rifles equipped with infrared scopes. IBT reported that 2,205 rats have been killed so far. It’s like a warped bonus round of “Big Buck Hunter,” except the only ones scoring points off this emergency are the media. The Times of Israel made a “Princess Bride” reference in its coverage about the rats, whereas the Times of London took aim at Tehran’s “experience when it comes to [exterminating]… its political opponents.” Whether Tehran’s rats are mutated or not, some scientists have reported that certain rat populations are becoming resistant to poison. In 2012, a researchers in Britain published findings that estimated 75 percent of rats in West England were resistant to rodenticide.

Remember the story of that huge NYC rat a while back? And that just turned out to be someone’s pet. When the rats get big enough to warrant a sniper team, it’s time to test the water in Iran. But imagine this shit in NYC? Your leaving a bar and a rat the size of a bear cub comes running down the street and all the sudden gets sniped in the head by Seal Team 6? Just another thing people would have to worry about late night in the Big Apple–subway muggers, cannibal cops, and a fuckin real life Splinter.

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So Did Anyone Else Catch That Bullshit Failed Assassination Attempt In Bulgaria Last Night?

January 22, 2013subwaycreatures

SkyNews: The 25-year-old who pulled the gun on the head of Bulgaria’s Turkish minority party leader while he was speaking at a party conference was only trying to frighten his target. Police have revealed that Oktay Enimehmedov, an ethnic Turk originally from the eastern city of Burgas, thought he would die in the attack and left a letter at his Sofia flat. Police psychology institute chief Nedelcho Stoychev said the attacker did not intend to kill Dogan but only to frighten him and “get his five minutes of fame.” Ahmed Dogan, swiped away his attacker’s arm before any shot was fired and the weapon appeared to jam. Dramatic video of the attack against the 58-year-old leader of the liberal Movement for Rights and Freedoms party quickly circulated online. Several men wrestled Enimehmedov to the ground and he is seen in the footage being punched and kicked. Police experts examined the small handgun and said it would not have threatened Dogan’s life, even if fired from close quarters. Gas pistols are mainly used for self-defence and can fire tear gas cartridges. Prosecutors in Sofia have charged Enimehmedov with hooliganism and making death threats. Deputy chief prosecutor Borislav Sarafov said he faces up to five years in prison on the hooliganism charge and up to six years in prison on the death threat charge.

When I saw this last night I was thinking this is a scene straight out of a movie. Manchurian Candidate who fucks up the assassination and then the Bulgarian government has to cover it up and there’s a massive publicity that hinders the cover up. But no. Ho hum, just another asshole trying to get his 5 minutes in the limelight. Officials said the gun wouldn’t have even killed the guy. What’s that shit all about? Pretty sure a BB gun could still do damage if pressed up against someone’s temple. The best part was clearly the guy getting kicked around the stage like an empty can on the street. Then there was a lot of dirka dirka yelling and it was all over. Thanks Bulgaria, I have no idea where you are on a map.