Tag: subway
It Wouldn’t Be Halloween In The Subway Without This Guy
I know I already posted this when it first came out but would it really be Halloween in the subway without this guy? Happy Halloween!
No Way Your Monday Morning Commute Is Worse Than This
Looks somewhat like the 4,5,6 line during the morning rush but a tad crazier.
MSNBC Unintentionally Syncs “Kimye Engaged” To Person Jumping On Subway Tracks
OK so the woman was actually sleep walking onto the subway tracks but that doesn’t change what we’re all thinking. Listening to everyone report on this wedding is gonna make a lot of us jump on the subway tracks.
Nothing Like Lettin’ Loose On The Subway And–Holy Shit Look At Her Feet
Gothamist: This was a Q train, I got on at Times Square after work around 9pm and I found her exactly like this, feet up, headphones on, bobbing her head, sipping her Becks, oblivious to people trying to find a seat. The train was pretty crowded, nowhere to sit. I rode the train all the way to Newkirk plaza and she was still there. It seemed to me she was getting off work as well because she had a badge or a keycard around her neck. I’m going to write a missed connection because she might be the one I’ve been waiting for…
Look there’s nothing more I like than a girl who gets off work and just wants to let loose and chug a beer like this chick. But when your feet look like you just walked from Financial District to the Upper West Side barefoot then I’m sorry but you’re getting next’d. The diseases that are on her feet probably haven’t been discovered yet. It’s a shame too cause the Ging had a lot going for her.
Crazy Woman On NYC Subway Claims ‘You Gave Me AIDS!’
AIDS is still a thing?? Thought they cured that a little while back but guess thanks to these two it’s back in full swing. There are so many things wrong with this couple I barely know where to start. Should’ve been over when Itchy Dick said OK you got AIDS, now what? Instead she decided to keep going and he kept telling her that she gave herself AIDS. But the best was the reaction of these two chicks. Priceless.
Side note: If Jimmy Kimmel was behind this he can go fuck himself
UPDATE: Yep, sure enough this has been verified as a prank. No surprise there.
Sometimes In Life A Milkshake Hits You In The Face From A Passing Train
Sometimes this is just how life goes. You’re late for work, you don’t want to be in the subway in the first place, and next thing you know a fuckin’ milkshake slaps you upside your head from a passing train. Although I’m calling internet bullshit because why was this dude filming in the perfect spot while a random train passes in the first place? He’s either in on it or this was setup from the beginning. Damn you Jimmy Kimmel!
This Drunk Guy Falling On The Tracks Is Lucky To Be Alive
This is why I always cab it when I’m drunk. I just wanna get home to my bed and not have to worry about pissing in the subway or falling onto the tracks. Dude is lucky a train wasn’t coming and that people were around to throw his ass back onto the platform.
And how about this guy jumping over the third rail 4 times?! I think he’s more lucky to be alive than the guy who fell.
Guy Works Out On The M Train
New Yorkers have absolutely no shame. You miss arms day at the gym, eh, no problem. I’ll get it on the subway!
Side note: How scared did the cameraman get when this dude looked over. He shut it down quick.
Just A Guy Dancing To Madonna In A Tutu During The Monday Commute
How was your commute this morning? Cause this could’ve been yours if you were riding the E train this morning. Madonna blasting, tranny dancing in a tutu–what more do you need to start your week on a shitty note?
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