"People watch from the safety of your phone"
After explaining to my family over the vacation that Sharknado is a real movie, the first question from my mom was ‘why’? Why the hell not mom!? You got sharks and you got tornadoes. Combine the two with horrible acting and you have a movie so bad that it’s actually hard not to watch. Enter Ghost Shark. Now mind you there’s not the destruction of tornadoes involved but come on–a shark that’s a ghost that appears in your bath tub to eat you?? Sign me up. I’ll fuck with this.
DeadSpin: The University of Oregon just opened a brand new $68 million, 145,000-square foot football facility that would make Ozymandias—but not Phil Knight—blush. It is completely bananas.
Not too shabby, right? Must be nice to have the CEO of Nike as an Oregon alum pumping a kajillion dollars into the football program. Wonder if little Asian children built this just like their sneakers. God, listen to me just hatin’ hard as a mothafucka. Imagine getting drafted and the NFL team that picks you has a shittier sports facility? Well that’s what happens to every single player that comes out of this school. Some bullshit right there.
I have no idea what rhubarb is but how fucking adorable is this woman?! Kind of a combination of The Exorcist and the old lady from The Goonies. It almost makes me think this isn’t real it’s so priceless. Commenting any further would not do any justice so I’m just gonna watch it about 10 more times.
By far my favorite line: “Don’t call me sweetheart, hunnybun. What are you a lezzie!?”
Girls–is this a thing? I had a car system in high school pretty similar to this, if not louder, and I remember blasting music when chicks were in the car. Now that I think about it, it was usually my mom and little sister…shit.
Looks like it’s just one of those days where if you’re a female you absolutely hate CSC–or love it, I dunno. Nothing really discreet about this and performing oral on a chick in public is one of the hardest tasks to hide. Trust me I know. Nope, no I don’t. But I know this guy, and him and her got it on whoooooooeeeeeee! Nope. They were arrested for public intoxication and indecent exposure.
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I think my ears blew out too and I’m just watching the video…goddamn!
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