Funny – Page 19 – SubwayCreatures

This Guy ALMOST Makes Me Want To Be Blind

July 6, 2012subwaycreatures

Almost is the key word here. Still no sense I’d rather have more than sight.

Kids Pull Prank On Dad By Shocking Him With Car Battery

July 6, 2012subwaycreatures

Hence why I won’t be having kids. These little bastards pulled that shit on me and I would hook up that car battery directly to their tongues. I’m not gonna lie though, pretty funny shit!

Take A Look At These Hot Celebrities When They Were Teens

July 5, 2012December 20, 2017subwaycreatures

Obviously most super stars don’t come out of their mothers looking like A-list supermodels and as evidence shows, some even take the ugly duckling route. Take a look at how these 20 celebs blossomed into what you see today.

via: FratStars/EliteDaily

When Keeping It Real With Fireworks Goes Wrong!

July 3, 2012subwaycreatures

Sometimes your fireworks are a dud, sometimes they resemble what it would be like living in Iraq. Either way be careful tonight and tomorrow…or don’t and record it and send it to me (just kidding, not really). Happy 4th of July!

Fat Chick Ruins The Trampoline For Everyone

July 3, 2012subwaycreatures

To add insult to injury, she was slapped in the face with her own fat when she fell through the bottom.

Vinnie T Wants To Sell You A Mattress!

July 3, 2012subwaycreatures

It’s OK, he’s wearing leather! Oh OK.

Jackass Stunt In Subway Goes Wrong

June 27, 2012subwaycreatures

Then again I’m not sure what they were trying to accomplish.

Man Spanks Guy Who Slept With His Underage Daughter

June 20, 2012subwaycreatures

This father gives a young man an ultimatum who slept with his underage daughter. Face statutory rape charges or receive a spanking. So that brings us to today’s ‘Would you rather’. Would you rather get slapped bare-assed by the chick your banging’s father on camera for the world of Youtube to see or face statutory rape charges and go on the sex offender list?

Question for you sex offenders out there. How long are you on the list and what kind of time am I facing for statutory rape? I’m asking because this has got to be one of the most humiliating things I’ve ever seen nevermind the fact that this kid won’t be sitting in a chair for the next couple weeks. Personally, I would prefer an ass kicking from the dad and at least go down with some pride than have to go through this. I’m assuming this is in the south because this guy would already be facing assault charges and be sued if it were anywhere else. So I ask you, what would you rather?